Career Alternatives for Attorneys: Gay Porn Star?
We’ve written extensively in the past about law students and lawyers taking their clothes off for the camera. For whatever reason, most have been women. For example:
an associate from Thacher Proffitt (& Wood — hehe), who previously posed for Playboy; a U. Miami law school graduate, who also posed for Playboy; a UNC law student, who auditioned for Playboy’s pages; and a Brooklyn law student, who appeared on Playboy TV.
But we are equal opportunity oglers here at Above the Law. We’re more than happy to write about naked male hotties (or clothed male hotties, at Davis Polk).
Meet “Jacob” (surely not his real name). He’s a male law student who has turned to performing in gay pornography to pay his tuition.
NOTE: We’ve included a screencap. It is safe for work, but it does include shots of a shirtless man, which some may find risqué. Accordingly, we’ve posted the image AFTER THE JUMP.
Do NOT click on the “Continue reading” link below unless you are prepared to see some skin. Thanks.
With on-campus interviewing going the way of the dodo, and no offers abounding even for those lucky enough to land summer associate gigs, what’s a law student to do?
Take a second job. From SeanCody.com, a leading gay porn purveyor:
Most of the actors on Sean Cody appear to be waiters or valet parking attendants. Having a law student on the site is a novelty, which Sean Cody plays up when describing his site’s newest model:
“I was actually the biggest nerd around.”That was how Jacob described himself in elementary and middle school.
By high school, though, things had changed a bit.
“I kind of perked up a little sophomore and junior year,” he explained.
I’m guessing that his huge dick finally grew in, the other guys saw it in the shower, and word got around!
Are those LSAT flash cards in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Jacob is now 22, and he’s just starting law school. He started doing personal training in order to help pay for those outrageous tuition bills.
Doing personal training — and now, apparently, men? Well, those law school loans won’t pay themselves (barring a student loan bailout). [FN1]
If you don’t believe us, check out Sean Cody for yourself by clicking on the link below — which is, obviously, NSFW — Not Safe For Work. Enjoy!
[FN1] For the record, though, Jacob’s first video is just a solo shoot; no action yet.
If he turns out to be a top, does that mean he’ll be a gunner? Or are law school gunners dominant in the classroom but submissive in the bedroom?
Jacob [Sean Cody - NOT SAFE FOR WORK]
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who wants to be first on this one?
FIST! I mean First
Hold on, Lat. You put a topless, non-oiled man who engages in "adult entertainment" after the jump, but two posts prior, you put on the front page a picture of a young, virile Tom Cruise, who has no shirt on and has clearly been oiled and bronzed in order to evoke pheremonal responses from the ladies (and, apparently, certain men)?
So Cruise is hot and the other is not?
Seriously, no bias on this page!
Obviously, Jacob's a tool.
EXTENDED AND DEFURRED!
JACOB IS SO GAY!!!!!
Poor guy. Joan King must have taken all of his money.
Poor guy. Joan King must have taken all of his money.
Disgustorama!!!
Dude--I don't get it. The dude who wrote this is named "David," yet he's talking about "male hotties" and stuff. Are you queer or what?
I'm open minded about gay porn as long as there is at least one scene with an ass lobster.
Lat,
I know you warned us, but this shit is just disgusting. I'm sorry, call me a homophobe if you will, but a man taking it in the shitter is just disturbing. It's sexual deviancy, and God will send those that commit such acts straight to fiery pits of Hell.
Lat
I never thought I'd say this, but we never get absolute shit posts like this from Elie.
Methinks hiz law career over b4 start. Oh yeah, and porn is not a better alternative career. Talk about an oversaturated market. I, however am thankful for the lost daughters of film who have ridiculous daddy issues and large screaming lung capacities.
ATL is now officially the gayest law blog in the interwebs, even gayer that LGBT Law Prof Blog.
http://lawprofessors.typepad.com/lgbtlaw/
Gunner in the classroom, bottom in bed
I am forever a fan of any blog that links to a pic of a hairy bubble butt. Thanks, Lat!
Great post Lat!
#10, you're really dumb... are you new on this site?
When gay guys first "hook up," how do they determine who is the top and who is the bottom? I imagine that could get pretty awkward. Not that it's not already completely.........
Where is Kash today? Every time she goes away, she takes a piece of me with her.
Hi everyone at Above the Law! I need some advice. I just graduated from a pretty good regional law school on the West Coast and moved to New York to take the bar and start my practice. I did pretty well in law school and was editor of the tribal law journal but for some reason I haven't had any luck finding a job at a law firm.
Can anyone help me?
Thanks!
19 - It does get tricky, actually. But some of us are "versatile" (can do either position; think of it as doing both plaintiff and defense work, or debtor and creditor work).
How does c*ck size of the student body figure in the US News ranking formula?
Must be a CalWestern student or maybe Thomas Jefferson "School of Law"
How did Lat learn about this?
I will prolly regret this half-serious comment later but here it is: try doing some more research on the subject next time.
Sure this Jacob guy is cute and all (no homo), but there is actually a small group of practicing lawyers who do participate in gay or straight porn and have no problem doing so while still maintaining a client base. I spoke to a guy once who does exactly that, and he told me he was able to get away with it because he was older (in his 40s), had a good solo criminal practice, and therefore wasn't beholden to a partnership that may frown on his extracurricular activities.
Who among us hasn't used the "Redacted" stamp on our junk?
You said "solo shoot" - great double entendre!
Is it okay to say that this post is gay?
most non-elite law school grads have to work outside the field of law in order to pay the bills. Prostitution is not an uncommon destination for many of us.
Better redacted then retracted!
10 - Perhaps if you expanded your vocabulary beyond the dude-o-sphere, you might get it (or anything else for that matter).
30 - LOL. That's a good one.
DAvid--
Can you please explain how this post fits into your policy of not exposing the identities of law students who may have engaged in some career-limiting follies? I understand you will probably say, he chose to do this, so his identity should not be protected, but how is his decision any more of a choice than some dumbass at a law firm who chooses to get drunk around a bunch of partners and act like a fool?
You should be ashamed of yourself. This likely would have gone unnoticed but for your posting it all over a popular legal blog.
34 - Just so you know, porn stars don't use their real names.
30- I thought you said outside the field of law? What's the diff?
35 - We don't?
Um, contrary to the headline, I see nothing homo-sexual about this feature. There is exactly 1 (one) dude here. My understanding is that queer activities required a minimum of 2 (two) dudes, unless a threshold number of ladies are also present.
Am I to believe that I am actually leading an alternative lifestyle because I have been practicing solo? Please explain.
Dude, why is this news? Here is a real porn star/lawyer story:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dylan_Vox
34 = Jacob
Also, this is ONLINE, for all the world to see, for MONEY.
Sean Cody is the Playboy Enterprises of gay online porn.
I have little sympathy for this guy.
Were you trying to throw a bone to the ladies? 'Cause gay porn actors: not so much.
Oh, hell: law students and lawyers: not so much.
18, 32 - I still don't get it. How does that work?
I'm surprised this post wasn't written by Kash...
Hi, I'm a recent Harvard Law graduate working at Starbucks. I really need a legal job. Mom and Dad won't let me back in the house with them after they caught me in my studio in NYC with another lawyer homo. Are there any firms with lots of gays? I'm $150,000 in debt and don't qualify for gay porn.
So what's the Brooklyn law student up to now?
Since the intro mentions the law schools of the comparators, shouldn't Lat include Jacob's affiliation?
46 - I don't think we know what school "Jacob" attends.
Here are the naked ladies:
Regina Usvjat @ TPW: http://cyber.playboy.com/members/playmates/feature/playmatesearch2000/45-lrg.html
Oona O'Connell @ U. Miami law
http://cyber.playboy.com/members/celebrities/womenof/hawaiiantropic06/09-lrg.html
Adriana Dominguez @ Brooklyn law
http://cyber.playboy.com/members/amateurs/playboyamateurs/naked-happy-law-student/index.html
This guy's ears are connected to his hair.
42 - Given your well constructed post - let me explain to you how it works that you still don't get it. You are significantly less intelligent then a box of rocks, any rocks, in any box.
Whatever law school "Jacob" attends, I think someone should ask whether it is accredited by the American Bar Association.
This is what happens when you go to a Second Tier school.
This guy probably goes to USC.
I am curious as to what Partner Emeritus will have to say about this. Surely he shared Jacob's experience in earning money to pay for his own law school tuition.
I totally downloaded this video.
Good job, Jacob. Stick with it. Law school will only make you miserable!
Not the first law student porn star,http://www.amazon.com/Secrets-Gay-Marine-Porn-Star/dp/0758209681 and yes comment 52, he went to USC
Jacob = gayest name a "man" can have
I'd totally go down on him.
57 - I wouldn't. Who wants to put a "REDACTED" in their mouth?
I don't know how much money Jacob was able to pull in with this gig, but I know for a fact that the porn industry is glutted beyond belief. Unless you are some kind of porn superstar, or you are into some rare kind of specialty, you can pretty much forget about pulling in the big bucks.
so how big of a boy is he?
Well, you can tell by the pic that it doesn't reach his belly button, so it's not THAT big. Obviously guys' torsos differ somewhat, but anybody who is really big reaches that far, especially at the bendy angle he's at. So I'm guessing 7.5 tops. Not small, but you'd have to be pretty bad to gag on in.
Dollars to doughnuts say he's not actually a law student.
The ship be sinking...
61= Lat
I'm impressed by 61. First of all, I thought Linda Lovelace is dead (you're not her, right?); secondly, maybe you should offer lessons if you think one has to be "pretty bad to gag" on 7.5 inches. Your throat must run very deep, my friend.
This thread has become too explicit for my taste. I'm out.
Is Jason gay, bi or simply an opportunist? Just curious.
Damn, that guy has a big cock
I never knew there were so many polesmokers on this blog.
lat is A FAG
Yes 70 and your point is?
This post made me think of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6rDeOojFXk
If 'Jacob' lands a summer associate gig, will he be cut or uncut?
If Jacob is bi or gay, I'd like to see him play with that other down-on-his luck attorney you guys wrote about a few months ago. He was a cutie too. I think that guy went to interior design or something, but he may not be gay either. I recalled there being some debate on the chat whether that guy was straight, bi or gay.
Come on folks, does it matter if LAT is gay or not? Does it really matter these days? I don't care if you're into gals or gays, or both. It has nothing to do with what you write.
55 - yeah, I think that guy was formerly at an Atlanta-based shop. Powell Goldstein or Troutman Sanders, I think.
75,
Lat is gay. VERY gay.