Whose Firsty? I am!!

Like Donald Trump once said, crazy chicks are hot in bed.

Ooof. I clicked to enlarge. These are not pretty people.

And, then there was irony . . . .

Dear #4--you have got that right.

Granted, i am relying on the Springer Show for my information, but why is the "hot" indeal from these white trash venues any female over 200lb--the uglier the better?

Is it a case of picking out a girl who resembles mom, who as we speak is padding arround the single wide (or in case of the upper clase families, a double wide) in a bathrobe, fuzzy slippers, a lit Cool menthol in one hand and a highball in the other?

How much bankruptcy work can there possibly be in a city of less than 8,000?

We get it, Kash: you think you're pretty. Must you be a bully, too?

Seriously? That's considered unattractive? Must be a slow day here.

Although it looks like David Lat's bitchiness remains on ATL. He's posted some examples of his superficiality on his on Facebook. http://stfugays.tumblr.com has a pretty good example...

I understand his choice. Miller was probably selfish as all hell in bed, like most lawyers. Kessler would hate that, as I think it's safe to assume he's a freak. Kelley - who I should point out has infinitely better skin than Miller - would let him do it all, maintaining her role as submissive.

Any idea what law schools they went to?

I'm from Vinton, VA, and to tell you the truth, I'd hit Ann Marie or Jennifer, but I'm already married to my sister.

The horror... the horror...

Kash, how often do you get laid?

"I will take option C please."
"Option C is a goat."
"Like I said, option C please."

I know a bunch of people from Vinton. (Went to school in Lexington.) The people I knew were better looking. Incidentally, Roanoke is not a bad city. Vinton is a burb thereof.

Not very classy, Kash.

Hey, she was top 20% at the Appalachian School of Law and Inbreeding... http://www.annmariemilleresq.com/About_Our_Attorney.html

This is going to make the Vinton County Family Reunion very very awkward.

I suppose I should know the answer to these questions, but is Appalachian School of Law accredited by the American Bar Association? Is Appalachian School of Law a member in good standing of the Association of American Law Schools?

Glass houses.

That's when the fight began . . .

I love Billy Joel

I dont know what it is like to have a good woman. But then again, I am hung like a light switch. Generally, that doesnt bother me, but every now and again I get upset when I catch myself peeing on my balls

Mybe the dude was simply under the influence of a toxic mux of Absolut and Anbesol, much like that crazy taconic crash bitch. He'd have to be to stick his pecker in that fatty.

22, I was at Saladworks for lunch today, and I found myself humming the melody to Downeaster Alexa, while daydreaming about this rosewood and maple chess set I am currently in the process of constructing in my spare time. I, too, like Billy Joel. Great minds must think alike, huh?

What is the over/under on how many times a month Kash has sex?

26

0 with lat

Every time Kash has sex a LOL kitten dies.

5, 8, 13, 16 and 26 score.

Rumor has it that Lat has gerbil issues. Any truth to that?

...and that's why you should never trust anyone with a gotee

Kash is saving herself for marriage.

Kash is king.

30: gerbil rumors are sooo 1980's....

Shallow, Kash.

Hooking up with business partners is a WONderful idea. It's convenient and efficient. If you don't keep it in house, you're just wasing time in the long run.

--BIBs

Lat loves pink love triangles.

Wait - from the link in 18's post, she graduated college at age 18? Was she so smart she skipped high school, or somethin'? So, she went to Appalachia? After being a paralegal?? I would've expected more from someone graduating college at 18.

get over it ... beauty is always just a light switch away

9 - ATL has always been bitchy. If you don't like it, don't read it.

One excellent alternative:

http://www.abajournal.com/

I'm pretty sure that both attorneys involved with to Appalachian School of Law.

"How much bankruptcy work can there possibly be in a city of less than 8,000?"

More than you think, but probably not what you're thinking.

Ok, that was unnecessarily cryptic, but the point is that Bankruptcy lawyers all over the country are getting a ton of work right now. Most of it is individual chapter 7's and 13's, which is the bread and butter of any bankruptcy lawyer outside of NY/LA/Chicago/Houston.

14: ROFL!...you win! ;-)

I think he made an excellent choice. I love curvy women, and the paralegal has a much prettier face than that skinny, coke-head lawyer bitch.

Wassup with you guys ? Clearly you have never been to Family Court, as biglaw hothouse flowers.

News Flash...unattractive folks have sex too ! (usually with other unattractive folks).

I find it more funny that lawyers resorted to violence. Still, it's not a surprise as unattractive folks have less opportunity to get some.

I second the move for round females. Skinny chicks are like a bag of hangars :)

Kash,

I don't think that you are a bitch, but in this article you sound like one.

"bag of hangers." OMG, that's hilarious. So damn true though. I'm stealing it.

The reason so many successful models are skin and bones is *not* because most men like 'em skinny. It's because most fashion designers, who hire the models, are gay and would rather look at the a skinny boy-ish looking female then a beautiful, curvaceous woman.

46 -- "Curvy"? That woman is fat. Technically, a sphere* is curved, yes, but that doesn't entitle anyone to hijack "curvy" as a synonym for "obese."

I bring this up only to correct your homophobia-laced attempt to redefine "curvaceous" to mean "big tub of goo."

*see a minute-thirty-five into the video. And put down the cruller.

It's not a good picture of Ann Marie. She's actually quite pretty. At the time the photo was taken, she'd been in jail for two days. She's attractive in other photos.

It's not a good picture of Ann Marie. She's actually quite pretty. At the time the photo was taken, she'd been in jail for two days. She's attractive in other photos.

Appalachian School of Law is fully accredited by the American Bar Association. Like most newer law schools, it is not yet a member of the Association of American Law Schools. It has not yet applied for membership (a relatively expensive process).

FYI, both Kessler and Miller graduated from the Appalachian School of Law.

$100 says that guy rocks a pony tail...

I hope Ann Marie was able to punch that fat cow a couple of times. Personally I would of messed the bitch up. And then I would of gone after "him".

GITTTTTTT-RRRRRRRR-DONEEEEEEEEEEE