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ATL Caption Contest Finalists: American Pie

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Last Thursday, we posted a photo of VP Joe Biden enjoying some good ol’ blueberry pie at his alma mater, Syracuse University College of Law. It was up to you to come up with a caption for the picture, and now it’s time to choose the best one. Here’s the photo once again:

After the jump, check out the finalists.


These finalists were some of our favorites and some of the commenters’ favorites (I’m looking at you, E):

A. “I hope you like it – the chef was one of our best students.”
B. “This pie is blueberry–”
“YOU LIE!”
C. “Blueberry, oh give me a f**king break.”
D. Dropped by his health insurance, Vice President Biden turns to anti-oxidants to cure his UTI.
E. “Oh, no, I’m sorry . . . the government share of the pie is there in the pan . . . this slice is the part you keep.”
F. Phase 1: Eat Pie
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: Healthcare!
G. The vice president insisted that pictures be taken from both sides simultaneously because “both sides are his good side.”
H. Rumors that Biden is a soulless ghoul are confirmed when his image fails to reflect on a mirror while being photographed at an educaTTTional institution Thursday.
I. Hell, yeah, we can probaly pay for universal healthcare with bake sales.
J. My goodness, your African American students here are almost as clean as Barack.

The combination of SU College of Law, “gaffe machine” Joe Biden, and the dividing of a pie was fertile ground for comedy. But who hit the nail on the head? You have until this Wednesday, September 16, 11:59 p.m. EST to vote.
Earlier: ATL Caption Contest: American Pie

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