Last week, we gave you this photo of a bunch of legal types and asked you to submit possible captions:
You did not disappoint. We have chosen our ten favorite captions. Check them out and vote for the best one, after the jump.
Here were our favorites:
A. I’m diggin’ this being deferred thing. $60k to do this instead of doc review. Hell ya!
B. Make sure to go deep, boys. We need to leave room for the class of 2012.
C. It’s a dirty job – but somebody has to get their picture taken and play golf while the law clerks write the opinions.
D. “OK fellas, all at once, let’s throw the final shovel of dirt on the thing once known as a legal career.”
E. NY to 190… feet under!
F. It was at the annual “Swimming Holes for Charity” contest where the cons of implementing the firm’s new 11:1 partner to associate ratio became increasingly clear.
G. I guess I didn’t read that law school brochure carefully when it said 50% of its grads get DigLaw jobs.
H. After hours of debate, the executive committee finally realized that mass graves were cheaper than severance payments.
I. How to establish an office in China, step 1…
J. ASSOCIATE: There’s a backhoe right there. Woudn’t that be more efficient?
PARTNER: F**k that. We get paid by the hour.
Vote for your favorite. Polls close Friday morning.