first!

She'd have to pay ME $2,500 to spend the night with her!

Great closing.

Great closing.

that chick is gross. and she considers herself attractive? yikes.

she looks like a horse

First to say I've exhausted all of my savings, 4 months post-layoff.

There must be some pretty hard up blind dudes in Russia if she thinks she can get $2500. Surely, though, this will help get her name out there which will help her land a new job. She should just network instead of resorting to this. Even Hofstra's career services office knows that networking is the best way to get a job, why can't she figure that out?

By the way, Elie's Madden 2010-based prediction of the Jets having a good season is coming true. Keep up the good work, Elie.

J-E-T-S

@6 -- she's "lawyer attractive" (kind of...well, no, not really -- she's busted).

Couldn't "as much as I'm thinking about becoming a jewel theif" mean "as much as I'm thinking about becoming a jewel theif... I've decided to fuck for money instead?"

totally busted, would not hit it for free

Florida bar exam results posted. Looks like things are much better than they were in February.

Clearly she is not playboy material. Could ATL please stick to covering the worthwhile lawyers/law students? You know, the naked ones that we actually want to see that way?

Putting the "laid" in laid off.

Although Dare's career advice is sound, it is generally flawed for lack of practical application. Ms. Dare's lack of aesthetic beauty is a common trait shared by most female attorneys and law students. As I mentioned before, in over 40 years in this business, I have only seen 8 women that were truly worthy of my companionship. Luckily for most female law students and unemployed attorneys, there are some purveyors of deviant sex that wouldn't mind flogging an unatractive woman or procure sexual favors while she wears a leather mask. A special question for those deferred lawyers that will receive rescissions in January/February 2009: How is Commissar Obama's stimulus working for you?

Mystal should do this to make a little extra scratch. He would look glorious in a tight black body suit.

Nasty Nate

her teeth disturb me the most -- beyond just her general appearance and personality. If you are going to charge $2500/night -- be sure to have some work done. A lot of work.

david patterson might find ger attractive. certainly not spitzer material.

I think Moscow News is a pretty cool guy. eh is an unfunny whore and doesnt afraid of anything

Was she the Ovary in Allen & Ovary?

I think A&O's boinkable hour rate is too high.

16/PE - you did shtick about a suicide. Go away.

In Soviet Russia, the anus bleaches you.

I had a law school professor give me an "A" just for agreeing to go to his house to discuss torts over drinks. My friend said that was prostution but he just wants a drinking buddy so its not.

Call it prostitution or call it lawyering, screwing people as a professionally independent contractor at exorbitant rates is the same thing by any name.

24 wins

-not 24

And 24 for the win.

16 - 8 women, but 869 cabana boys, 44 male dancers and 1 cabaret owner...

That is one ugly bitch

We need to bomb Russia back to the stoneage!

-DOJ Secure

it's also worth knowing that Ms. Dare and PE graduated within a few years of each other.

I wish I was more attractive, then I would totally take this advice. But all those years working in a firm made me flabby. Another way it ruined my life. http://www.stupidrightwingers.com

LOL @ 26. www.Goodsharks.com

Nobody puts Deidre in the corner.

Nobody

My god, that woman is ugly. Ugly even for a lawyer.

16 / Law student known as PE:

"Purveyor" means a provider, not a consumer. And it typically refers to goods, not services.

Maybe this will help you someday after you graduate.

She's hot, graduated college in 1986. So she's approximately 45 (if all this is true). Cougarrrrrrrrrr!!!

This comment is addressed to the impudent poster who authored post no. 37.

So you mean to tell me that pimps don't flog their whores for an extra wad of cash? What naive world do you live in? As to whether sex is a service or a good, it depends if there are props involved doesn't it?

I am generally disgusted by the critical and disgusting comments on this site... but my G-d, if your face resembles a horse as closely as this womans and you go around claiming you can charge for sex, well, I think you're asking for it. I am a woman, so I guess I can't speak for some men's tastes... but I can be annoyed that thanks to this [pick your word of choice for labeling women with low self-esteem who do degrading things], legal women are going to be thought of as even more repulsive than we already are.

Also, could women like dd choose between being lawyers and hookers sometime before 3L? I think it would make it less confusing for the men in our profession and ancillary professions.

- former v3 female associate who is significantly less ugly that than DD, but does not blog about her sex life but does find being (actually semi) attractive to occasionally be helpful for her career, when it doesn't require her to tactfully deflect inappropriate invitations from partners and clients

For the fun of it, I jumped over to Dare's column in the Moscow News. Wow. Bad. Seriously bad. I knew that print news was on the decline thanks to the advent of the interweb, but wow. If there was a Razzie for newspaper columns, she would win. All of them.

39 = 40

39 - You did shtick about a suicide. Go away.

I am 40. I don't make any claims to know who PE is, whether he is a law student or a dirty old man, or anything in between, but I am definitely not him. I am, incidentally, the person I claimed to be in my original post.

40 = Roxana St. Thomas

Moscow has a very competitive market for girls so I don't think DD has any chance of getting above $25/hour. And judging by her attitude towards work, she is likely to wind up with a huge black eye too.

@37: 1
Partner Emeritless: 0

@37 - One can be a purveyor of cheap gossip. Does that qualify as a good or a service?

"that chick is gross. and she considers herself attractive? yikes."

unfortunately, this applies to approximately 80% of the female population.

$2500??? Been standing on a bread line for too long horse lady.

Why does it look like someone ran a train on t his woman - more than once - and that she liked it?

She might get 2500 pesos - noit $2500 USD.

Why does it look like someone ran a train on t his woman - more than once - and that she liked it?

She might get 2500 pesos - noit $2500 USD.

She's just not hot. Maybe she could get 100 bucks outside a Rhode Island stripclub, but she'd have to find a pretty drunk dude.

lifeat160 has a better story.
billedhourly is a law student prostitute.

why is OP getting any attention?

$2500 for an average 5 looking girl? So out of market. If she presents herself well, she's lucky if she can get $250 to 300 for one hour of half and half. At $500 the competition is positively hot, lots of eastern europeans and russian 9s at that level. At $1000 you get get most big-name adult movie stars for a real PSE. Not to mention all the high-mileage dancers at the clubs that moonlight for as little as $400/hr, and they'll throw in BBBJ with CIM. Most of you people have no idea what you're talking about. Her especially.

With those buck teeth, she probably can chew through an oak tree in seconds. Personally, I wouldn't let her suck my dick for fear of losing it to those bucks.

This chick is delusional, old, and ugly.

You can get hot, under-25 pr0n stars for $2,500, often much less if you don't want them to stay the night. (What kind of sad, lonely sucker would want a hooker to hang around after the act?)

This old herpes-bag is 44 years old. A quick Google image search reveals more real-to-life photos of her. I don't know why ATL picked the most flattering photo (horse-face) of her, but all of her other pictures reveal her crow's feet, extensive worry lines, and granny hands. Women over 30 are well past their prime. Beyond 40, they're...

Let us not forget the ironclad truism that FEMALE LAWYERS ARE UGLY. If a woman was smoking hot, she would have no need to go to law school. If she was moderately hot, she would still not be practicing law in Siberia at age 44. Women who were not attractive enough to land a husband are the ones who must continue working to support themselves.

She's certainly no Kash.

I am SO SO SO SICK of hearing the mantra on this site that women marry solely for money (the premise of 57's post -- not that 57 is the only one making the assertion). Some of us (even those of us who were or could have been models) marry guys just because we fall in love, even if he isn't so fabulously wealthy that he can support us in an Upper East Side penthouse while we swan about shopping and getting pedicures. Some of us also (gasp!) decide to work because we enjoy it, or because we don't want to be dependent on a man, or because we like being productive members of society.

55 here. I know my post is harsh, but it's the reality of the prices. I actually agree with you 59, but it doesn't change the reality of what you are competing with if you're actually engaging in what this Deirdre is engaging in. It's a competitive business, I'm just laying out the facts and the prices right now. But nothing I'm saying is incompatible with what you're saying, too. Just because someone is a prostitute doesn't mean she's not also a feminist, or doesn't value her own independence. Heck, what most of us do for a living (the billers among us) is not much better.

Hey, 55 -- care to enlighten us? Why do you seem to have extensive knowledge of the ins and outs of the world of prostitution? How often do you have to pay for sex? Have you ever gotten a freebie?

59, I didn't say "women marry for money." (Although many of them do.) I said that genuinely attractive women will be married off rather than go through a grueling career path. If you were hot, you'd take the path of least resistance, too. Maybe the guy isn't wealthy. Point is, if you're attractive, people are going to be after you. If you've made it to 30 without being snatched up, chances are your value to males in society wasn't high enough where enough of them have fallen over themselves trying to get your hand in marriage.

Women marry for money, along with comfort, stability, and apparently even "love." It is quite naive to think that most women would forgo a comfortable marriage and force themselves into a strenuous career path. Even those tankgrrrrrls who want the world to hear them roar eventually drop out, cut their hours, or take many a pregnancy leave. If working your ass off for 45 years is so awesome, why do so many more women than men jump ship?

Hot women are too smart to burn up their 20s slaving away at the law. Regardless of how deluded you might be, nobody really likes working 90 hours a week and "being a productive member of society." You went to law school and became a lawyer because you wanted (read: had) to.

57

61: so off topic. Post #55 is directly on-topic, and essentially stating that Deidre's $2500 quote is out-of-market by a very large margin. It's hard to crack the $500 an hour barrier in that profession, you have to be unique (i.e. model quality, or a recognizable star) or willing to do very unusual things. Even then, you top out at around $1500. She's solidly in the $250 range. Apologies if I'm too on-topic, I took the post seriously.

After reading comments posted here, I'm really glad I'm a guy (with a full-time job).

THIS Dog thinks she 's PRETTY?

I've seen much prettier women working at MacDonald's.

The thing that's so amazing about this lady is just how delusional she seems to be! At least if she had some genuine talent you might forgive her for her vanity but she has neither the substance nor the looks to attract the attention she obviously craves. She's lucky she's even got a job writing a column thats obviously not worth the paper it's printed on! As for prostitution - as if!

Just a vacuous pitiful case of an aging, lonely unattractive and desperate attention whore. Sorry to be so harsh miss Dare, but thats the reality of it. Time to take a long hard look at the mirror.