ATL Caption Contest: American Pie
Time for an Eyes of the Law celebrity sighting. On Wednesday, Vice President Joe Biden visited Syracuse University. From the Syracuse Post-Standard:
Vice President Joe Biden talked with Syracuse students, teachers and parents Wednesday about his mission to strengthen the middle class.Then, he rode in a limousine to a ballroom where people had paid $250 to have lunch and $1,000 to pose for a picture with him. After that, he rode the limousine a few more blocks to mingle with more people who had paid thousands of dollars to spend private time with him.
But staff members at Syracuse Law, the VP’s alma mater, got to meet with him for free. All it took was some homemade blueberry pie.
A picture of Vice President Biden getting his pie on, plus a caption contest, after the jump.
Here’s the photo of VP Biden visiting SU College of Law, where he was served some delicious blueberry pie. The pic is a thumbnail, so click to enlarge.
Time for an ATL caption contest. Post your caption entries in the comments. We’ll take our favorites, incorporate them into a poll, and allow you to vote for your favorite. Thanks!
P.S. Unlike most of our prior caption contests, we’ve told you the backstory here (since ATL readers, who are up on their current events, would easily recognize the veep). But don’t feel bound by the real story behind the photo when submitting your contest entries.
Vice President Joseph Biden visits Syracuse [Syracuse Post-Standard]
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Did he plagiarize anything while he was there this time?
Biden puts something in his mouth other than his foot.
That should have been Sarah Palin in that picture.....
No, no. Two pieces. We always eat two pieces in Scranton.
"This pie is making me FIRSTy"
"Come on now, honey - to each according to his needs."
The blueberry pie is the first mainstream pie that is articulate and bright and clean and nice-looking.
"You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts to order a pie unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking."
Why JB, I know my berries are juicy, but you want another piece of my pie?
Here, I got the turd. Now dump it in the pie and go start serving it. that'll teach those kids to go to SU.
Oh, and don't mind the kid with the camera. He always follows me around. Especially to capture my . . . um . . . kodak moments.
8 FTW.
my my my, what a plunging neckline that shirt has, my dear.
The better to serve you with, mr. Biden.
"I hope you like it - the chef was one of our best students here."
The Vice President's pie has been kidnapped by law school staffers.
Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the pie?
FYI, that pie hardly looks "homemade" as the writeup suggests. I don't many home pie makers who use plastic covers on their pies...
10 is not just unfunny, but cringe-inducing unfunny.
Now dump some blueberries on this picture of Sarah Palin on the table and leave us alone.
This is as close as I will ever get to my greatest fantasy.
13 is also awesome. Funny 'cause it's true.
I suppose that I should know the answer to this, but is Syracuse University College of Law accredited by the American Bar Association and a member in good standing of the Association of American Law Schools?
Thanks for linking the "thumbnail" to an image 27% larger--that really helped us come up with better captions.
19 - that shtick is really stupid. Judging by your lameness, you must be a graduate of Suffolk.
In another famous slip-up, VP Biden admits that eating pie is best when he is with Palin (see magazine cover on table).
I don't understand the picture. Why is the vice president pictured with a camera photographing some old white dude eating pie?
Suggestion: Create two ATL sites. One for law school news that affects Harvard, Yale and Stanford, and another - Junior ATL - for law school news affecting every other school, whether accredited or not. Hate to sound like a snob, but I don't come to this site for stories about some online law school serving pie to one of its least distinguished alums. The new site could be called Below the Law or Below Above the Law, or Above the Law but Below the Law School.
Joe Biden asks for the smallest possible slice of humble pie.
3guys1pie.com
22 plagiarized 17
22 = JB.
And you could be called a massive douche bag, 24.
Joe Biden takes his first-ever bite of humble pie.
27 - Sometimes posts are submitted before they are posted. You can't really bad that dumb can you?
Look at the block quote in blue that starts this posting.
Hypocrisy much?
24 obviously went to Duke (or tried to).
Pie, P-I-E, my favorite three letter word, besides jobs, J-O-B-S
"This pie is blueberry--"
"YOU LIE!"
"Is this blackberry? Because, I must say, this is the first clean and nice-looking piece of blackberry pie I've ever eaten." www.GoodSharks.com
"Hurry up, bitch, that ain't Fat Albert heading this way, it's Elie Mystal and he looks hungry."
I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that’s a storybook, man.
where are all the funny people today?
6 needs more love
"When one person sneezes, it goes all the way through the pie"
"Blueberry, oh give me a f**king break."
"do you know the website number where I can get more of these pies?"
"I'm not just a member; I'm also the Vice President."
Look you Harvard, Yale and Stanford assholes: I wne to a shitty law school, and I'm one of the most important people in the world.
13, 17, 41 FTW
34 is good too.
Mr. Biden, would you like another slice?
Excuse me, ma'am, but when I was a student here, women were to be seen and not heard. Just serve the pie--no commentary, please.
"see, now you think that 47 made a sexist joke. But really he made a joke about how sexist the vice president is."
--Rush Limbaugh's CPAC speech
what a moron.
Combining 15 and 34:
"This blueberry pie is homemade--"
"YOU LIE!!! But I'll gladly take another slice, thank you."
@30 - clueless mother fucker
Since I can't shut my pie-hole, I might as well put it to use as God intended. For pie!
"My my, this pie looks scrumpTTTious."
Glad you liked the pie Mr. Biden, it only cost 787 billion.
Dropped by his health insurance, Vice President Biden turns to anti-oxidants to cure his UTI
"Thank God. No screaming, whining right-wing nutjobs here. I can enjoy my pie in peace."
why did I LOL at 51 and 52?
they are not even funny. and yet...
"I really enjoyed the asslobster bisque and Turducken but I think I can make room for a small slice of pie."
"Oh, no, I'm sorry . . . the government share of the pie is there in the pan . . . this slice is the part you keep."
As JB has said, it's patriotic, after all.
"This is the clean one, right?"
"Yes - don't tell Pastor Wright - the ones laced with HIV are on the way to the BLSA meeting right now!"
"Sniggle. Smurf. Snurf. I know!!"
54 - nice.
"Fuck! I knew you'd tax me out of my money, but now you're taking the pie too?"
58 takes the cake (or pie)!
Joe Biden demonstrates to future TTT attorneys their ever-shrinking slice of the pie.
I'm so glad you requested blueberries, Mr. Biden. It took me hours to find plump babies when Dick Cheney visited.
"please keep scooping me pie slowly until my boner from that magazine goes down... that guy's got that thing aimed at my junk."
"Keep it coming lady.It's time to step up. It's patriotic to give the vice president all your pie!"
"Barack prefers the blackberry."
Is that an ankh on the corkboard?
"Self-portrait with pie."
2L from the "S" of YLS here - since we dropped out of douche madness early to hike the Dish and maybe splash in some fountains, we'd like to suggest instead breaking off a "douche-tastic" ATL for 24 and all his friends.
Lat - did you decide to post this because your feelings got hurt when you watched the Republican get completely owned last night?
70 - you go to 'school'? apt.
64 ftw
*YHS.
oops.
-70
Phase 1: Eat Pie
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: Healthcare!
And Lat continues to demonstrate that he has no fucking clue what a "thumbnail" is.
I still think 13 has got everyone else beat
does 70 mean "from the S of YHS"???
either way, he/she doesnt deserve to be there.
78 meet 30.
And this piece of the pie represents the extra amount in taxes we will take from the lawyers with jobs to pay for healthcare.
I CAN HAS BLUBARRI PIEZ
"10 seconds in the microwave and it'll be ready Mr. Vice President. Go wait in the private office and I'll bring it right in, with some wet naps."
You see, the trick is to share the pie with everyone, and then the pie will magically get bigger.
I CAN HAS BLUBARRI PIEZ
Vice President Biden demonstrates how, like healthcare, people don't consume more pie when it's free
66 ftw
"Thank you, ma'am. May I have another?"
After the first day of OCI, Biden has to settle for pie after realizing that having "Vice President of the United States" on his resume was insufficient to overcome the stigma of "Syracuse Law School"
"I hope you like it - the chef was one of our best students."
[13 here, it's slightly better this way - I'm sure that you all care deeply... ]
"From the looks of your haircut, this isn't the first time you've had your fingers in another woman's pie, amiright?... Uh, I... you know what I mean..."
"I always give the first piece to Obama."
or
"I'll take another piece for my limo driver."
or
"Please try a piece, ma'am. I wanna make sure it's OK for me to eat."
or
"A politician always works with his mouth."
So this pie, you see, represents Barack's healthcare reform plan. And this knife represents, well, Republican's in Congress. You see what I'm doing here?
I vote for 80!
I vote for 90!
"Slice in one hand, waiting for another plate? Biden wants to have his care and treat it too."
Is this the BLSA conference? I see there's pie...but where are all the black people?
61, 88 FTW!
apparently he graduated toward the bottom of his class
When I was in the bottom of my class at this dump, I never would have guessed I'd be Vice President one day.
"Gently now. Gennntly....... goooood"
"Rahm asked me to bring him one. What a Jew! Have you seen the new Tarantino movie? I wish they had gunners like that at Syracuse!"
That's a lovely shirt you're wearing, it's as ineffective at hiding your rolls as I am as a Vice President.
Oh, say it aint blueberry, Mary.
Mmmmm . . . purple.
i guess I ran out of space on my plate. can you just put another piece on this yard of paper towel I got from the mens room?
Hey Right wing assholes: I'm gonna enjoy this pie without your fake whining and bitching--and I'm going to give some to illegal immigrants just to piss you off, you prejudiced c-suckers.
106, OF COURSE Biden would help out illegal aliens; he's happy to undercut wages for working class Americans; he's happy to exploit cheap labor; he's happy to violate federal law.
Yeah, be really proud of your anarchist friends in the White House.
They got a line around the corner. Guys are buying two, three pies apiece.
There's something fishy about these pies. C'mon, let's go check it out.
This can't be. Biden, go get a pie. Find out what the hell's goin' on here.
Thanks, 1L. Get yourself one.
- Well? How is it? - Good.
- Is it good or is it great? - It's good.
Just good? Then what they sellin' so many for?
This why. Uh-oh.
That's Palin without her shirt on.
"The only prescribed safe use for Joe Biden's pie hole"
"Nothing like a good piece of ass. Pie! I mean pie!"
As the media watches on, Vice President Joe Biden demonstrates the new certification test for surgeons under the Obama healthcare plan.
108 is complete jibberish.
A-typical facism. The rules don't apply to those who govern. Those who are governed, give up your freedom for the "greater good" (read, MY POWER).
"How did you like it?" she asked.
"It's all right," he said.
"This is the third time I cooked
it this way. Why can't you
ever say if you like something?"
"Well if I didn't like it, I
wouldn't eat it," he said.
"You never can say anything
I cook tastes good."
"I don't know why all the time
you think I have to say it's good.
I eat it, don't I?"
"I don't think you have to say
all the time it's good, but once
in awhile you could say
you like it."
"It's all right," he said.
"That lavender blouse is pretty hot. How about we forget the blueberry and I give you a cream pie instead?"
112 is a sniveling 1L who knows nothing about classic American cinema
108
103 FTW!
108 WTF?
116 = 108
Revenge of the Nerds.
But not a well-placed allusion.
"I know you said that this is your own original pie recipe Vice President Biden, but it's eerily similar to Betty Crocker's."
"I know you said that this is your own original pie recipe Vice President Biden, but it's eerily similar to Betty Crocker's."
of course 116 = 108. 116 signed his comment "108"
thanks for the detective work, private.
118,
Thanks for calling out 116 as being 108....maybe you missed the fact that 116 signed as 108?
Chief Justice Roberts was wandering into classes at Michigan Law today. Sesquicentennial and all that...
66 is pretty damn good
Reminder: Biden graduated 77th out of a class of 86 at SYRACUSE LAW SCHOOL.
T.
T.
T.
The vice president insisted that pictures be taken from both sides simultaneously, because "both sides are his good side."
Hey Camera Guy #2, let's fuck with Biden and make sure we are in each others' shots. I just got this new sweet striped tie. *high fives* Let's do this.
Vice President Joe Biden is seen here near a copy of the article that he authored about Sarah Palin. Critics allege that the article was plagiarized.
Joe, Joey, whatever. You can call me Dick if you want to so long as I get this a la mode.
Yes, yes, one for me...and one for macaca over there with the camera
The result of hair transplants performed long before the process was refined.
'nother vote for 66!
I always stand like this when I'm trying to hide a chubbie. Gosh! Your tits are huge. Did I just say that out loud?
"You have plenty of time to eat pie as VP when you aren't busy running the Country and destroying evidence like the last VP."
I'm ready for Chris Brown to be back on radio. It's not like he killed somebody. Plus, and not to condone what he did, I bet she was really running her mouth...
just sayin'
I'm ready for Chris Brown to be back on radio. It's not like he killed somebody. Plus, and not to condone what he did, I bet she was really running her mouth...
just sayin'
I'm ready for Chris Brown to be back on radio. It's not like he killed somebody. Plus, and not to condone what he did, I bet she was really running her mouth...
just sayin'
"You know, being vice president is very important and challenging work. I'm not good with computers so I have to go all the way outside and get the paper in order to check the obituaries."
Biden: "How are scooters like fat chicks?"
Fat Chick: "Excuse me?"
Biden: "They are fun to ride around on until your friends see you on one. Bwah ha ha ha. Get it?"
*Fat Chick consumes rest of pie in two bites*
Syracuse Law baby! We have the 2nd most powerful person in the world and the managing partner of the powerhouse firm of Latham Watkins. Represent.
"Mmm . . . Blueberry. Enjoy it while it lasts, folks. The new public-option pie plan's only going to have pecan pie -- without the nuts, of course."
Biden is such a moron. Palin was a better VP pick
58 wins
I agree, 58. Or 66 though.
142,
Palin has never been better than anybody at anything.
Where is she now?
Sarah Palin was good at attracting your hatred 145.
145 -
I think 142 was making a joke. A pretty funny one at that. If not, 142 is retarded. Either way I got a kick out of it.
Oh, and I vote for 139!
Hurry up and cut the cake bitch. I gotta get a slice to Mystal before Lat fucks my ass with Kash's ass lobster.
"Please don't stand up. You never know when someone's in a wheelchair."
Hurry up and cut the cake bitch!
145,
For your information, Sara Palin is a brilliant politician. She singlehandedly turned the tide of--and ultimately won--the general election.
For the democrats.
Great!!
"I'll take my pie to go. I've got to ditch my limo, jump into my white hot Camaro, and rock out to some Quiet Riot."
Setting politics aside, 58 and 66 are neither funny nor witty. And the people "voting" for them are idiots. They're just GOP bromides, and bad ones at that. Even Sarah Palin would be unimpressed.
'scuse me, miss. Can you use this pie to show me what 80 percent looks like?
Obama keeps talking to me about the "new tax numbers for people making over 50K," but I have no idea of just how much he means exactly?
My votes are for 4, 13, and 41.
my votes are for 58 and 66.
Moments later, Biden was seen generously donating the slice of pie to a less fortunate member of the middle class. He then commented that he had a generous portion of foie gras waiting for him in the limo and did not want to spoil his appetite.
Women have made significant progress in this country, why, in Joe Biden's American, women can even bake a pie and serve it to a man.
I vote for 57. When I wrote it I was LOLing.
--57
My vote is for 161.
-57
I also vote for 58 and 66.
Rumors that Biden is a soulless ghoul are confirmed when his image fails to reflect on a mirror while being photographed at an educaTTTional institution Thursday.
Joe Biden + Syracuse = TTT
Obama + Harvard = AA
"I'll admit it: my pie-itis is a preexisting condition!"
163 is isn't bad. But, definitely 58 and 66 ftw.
Is that a coca pie?
Should Syracuse student summering at Arnold and Porter be worried?
"Perhaps reckless disregard for my own health can save this legislation!"
And here is your slice of corporate pie. Don't forget, cigarettes and weapons are good for America!
No, you are OK. Today is no peanut day.
No, you are OK. Today is no peanut day.
110 --- Pure comedic genius!
No, you are OK. Today is no peanut day.
You want me to put WHAT in there?!
You said it was rasberry pie.
YOU LIE!!!!!
"Excuse me miss? Where the hell am i?"
"Syracuse, Mr. Vice President."
"Oh, Is that pie?"
"Excuse me miss? Where the hell am i?"
"Syracuse, Mr. Vice President."
"Oh, Is that pie?"
"Excuse me miss? Where the hell am i?"
"Syracuse, Mr. Vice President."
"Oh, Is that pie?"
I came here for a healthcare debate, but
YOU PIE!!!
This is what a shit-eatin' grin looks like.
My! My! My two pieces of pie,
We’re not really moderates --
We don’t even try,
We want to redistribute money,
Make the rich people cry…
And we’ll decide when you die.
And we’ll decide when you die.
We say you won’t pay more if make less than 250Gs
And health insurance won’t be for illegal refugees
We will get the economy off its knees... but
By now you know that we lie
By now you know that we lie.
Vice President Joe Biden proudly receives a slice of humble pie.
Hell, yeah, we can probaly pay for universal healthcare with bake sales.
Now, would ya slap the next piece down here, over Palin's pie hole?
Back at Chicks diner in Scranton we had blueberry pie just like this... of course, that was back before we became a socialist country and took over the banks, the car companies, the healthcare system, and all the utilities (oh darn... I wasn't supposed to mention the utilities until next week)..
No, go ahead and leave the plastic lid on the table, in the foreground, so we can say it's union-made.
Third year law student Andy Smith hopes to impress interviewers during fall OCI with an up-close photo of VP Biden.
Sure, I'll take seconds, and maybe thirds, too; that's why I'm the *VICE* President.
182, I would have gotten it earlier if you told me to sing it to the tune of American Pie.
"Mr. Biden, all of the alums reached deep into their pockets to present you with this pie -- um, I mean award. And no, you only get one piece."
Teacher: Now Joe, don't be greedy, let's pass it along and make sure everyone gets a piece.
Joe Biden: Yeah, but last time I didn't receive a piece. And I was told...
Teacher: Just pass.
[while the cake passes Joe mutters - eventually everybody but Joe gets a piece]
Joe: [muttering] I could set the building on fire.
Teacher: Now Joe, don't be greedy, let's pass it along and make sure everyone gets a piece.
Joe Biden: Yeah, but last time I didn't receive a piece. And I was told...
Teacher: Just pass.
[while the pie passes Joe mutters - eventually everybody but Joe gets a piece]
Joe: [muttering] I could set the building on fire.
[192 edited]
"Watch this, Mystal. You gotta take your mind off the pie or your going to be done with it in no time. And then you don't really savor it or enjoy it. Plus, it's embarrassing, both for you and the lady here. So, you just stare at her tits to distract you from the pie. See? Like this. You gotta look right at 'em. Focus--laser beam, Mystal! Look away from the pie, but at the tits. See? And then you've probably bought yourself another minute or two with the pie."
"My goodness, your African American students here are almost as clean as Barack. . . And I mean that literally, not figuratively, literally."
I put my penis in that pie, Mr. Vice President.
You know what, give me another slice for the Pres. He always gets mad at him when I don't save him a piece!
"Nice beaver"
31 - That's what Biden stands for, the greatest Hypocrisy, um, I mean Democracy, for the middle class.
With new 3 minute Polident I can eat blueberry pie again!
Someone should bomb Syracuse back to the stone age!
-DOJ Secure
"Thank you Sweetheart. Now that's $250 for the pie and $1000 for the picture. Please give your cash or check to the nice young man with the camera."
President Biden, left, reluctantly accepted a slice of American pie from self-described milf Sandra, having initially thought the offer meant an opportunity to spend quality time with actor Eugene Levy.
That is a rare photo of Sarah Palin signed by Joe Biden. It is worth one hundred and fifty dollars.
Joe Biden likes cleavage. And pie.
"Although I apprecieate this piece you've given me, its not going to be near ly enough. I'll need another piece of the pie for the stimulus package, then I'll need another for social security, then I'll need one for the public option, and finally I'll need a piece for my union buddies."
"Why is my piece smaller than Dwight Schrute's? I'm the president for crying out loud!"
"There wasn't enough pork to go around..."
75 FTW!
"don't worry Maam, I always have the photographers shoot me from both sides so that I can choose the picture which shows my hair plugs the least."
"It's a shame your USN&WR ranking doesn't go down as easily as this pie, Ms. Thornberg"
Syracuse Law’s final attempt to explain to Joe Biden how a lack of tax withholding can hinder the government's ability to function.
"I gotta be careful because this was how Monica got Bill."
"So . . . since Obama can't turn this economy around, you say making these pies is what law school students are doing for money these days?" JB
58 should definitely win.
Well, Jack Bauer, that entry sucked almost as much as your mother did last night. Wah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
"Well, I'm not complaining but I'm sure someone here would have served up the cherry pie if I were President Clinton"
Sorry I'm late to this game -- here goes:
"Will this stain my teeth?"
"The President asked me to give you this to stick in your mouth instead of your foot."
Lat - I almost never make comments but this article you've written is a weak attempt at both humor and hypocrisy.
You point out that the VP rides in a limo and raises money at expensive events and during the same day he speaks about fighting for the middle class.
I hope (and assume) you are just joking. If the VP rode around in a used Honda Civic and ate all his meals at McD's I would be embarassed. He's the f-ing VP of the United States, not some law gossip blogger.
If the VP's most recent predecessor had ever done anything for the middle class (other than create opportunities for them to join the Army) I wouldn't have had any problem with him not living a middle class lifestyle either.
Why would we want our most powerful leaders pretending they could be characters from Married...With Children? (I mean, unless your ideal president is Al Bundy. And be realistic, his glory years as a HS football star were a long time ago.)
VP Biden launches the health care fight by battling obesity - one piece of pie at a time....
Here's a vote for 64. Perfect.
216 went to Syracuse for law school. Wah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
"Thank you ma'am, I haven't had blueberry pie in a long time. I'm so fucking tired of arugula pie. Where does arugula come from anyway? Kenya?"
Blueberry? I'm grateful he named me as VP but I most certainly did not.
Here are my 4 suggested captions:
1) Wow, i sure hope this tastes better than my foot!
2) The expression is "As American as apple pie." Hmm.. Should i eat this blueberry crap? The Republicans might use it against me.
3) The brochure on the table has Rachel Ray on the cover. You're not Rachel Ray! I flew all the way out here for nothing.
4) I prefer hair pie, but what the hell !
Biden to woman: "Pie looks great Shirley, but boy, you've been eating a lot of it since I graduated, huh?"
"Blueberry pie? Are there nuts in there?"
"M'am, I know Syracuse's budget is tight and that you are operating in the red, but If you make more pies and provide those pies to everyone, it will result in a net cost savings and reduce the school's deficit."
107:
What state do you live in? Can I 5150 you, you wacko?
I oppose NAFTA because this pie contains 100% natural Canadian blueberries.
"I know eating pie isn't exactly an important activity. But at least I'm not torturing people, lying to get America into war and otherwise acting like a complete asshole, like the former VP."
Could I have another piece for my driver?
"I'm invoking the dictator's right of piema nocta"
163 is pure genius!
"How about you save or create a few more of those pies."
"You don't like my pie? Say it ain't so, Joe!"
did he call it hairpie by accident?
58 and 66 are getting too much credit. they are topical and witty, but NOT funny.
6 FTW. The only one with any subtlety.
Job Creation Under the Obama Administration - Government Hires Photogropher to Take Pictures of the Photogropher Hired to Take Pictures of the Vice President Eating Pie
Once a free-food-grubbing law student, always a free-food-grubbing law student.
242 - that's pretty good
Is that Greg Paulus in the background taking the photo?
"Finally, a piece for Barack and Weezy...I mean Michelle."
"It really does feel like third base Mr. Vice President"
92 FTW
Could you please not tell Mrs. Biden that I was here alone, eating your delicous, moth-watering pie?
Could you please not tell Mrs. Biden that I was here alone, eating your delicous, moth-watering pie?
"I hope this isn't blue berry pie, cuz' godangit, I'm just not into blue berry pie. Apple pie? maybe. Umm . . . am I suppose to be saying something funny?"
108 is funny (especially if that is palin in the picture on the desk - is it?)
182 is clever and well done - but wouldn't call it funny.
In general, this contest beats the heck out of the prior one.
Sir, those jokes only work with cherry pie.
It might not seem like it, but if we hadn't passed the American Recovery Act there would be even less pie than there is now.
"No, I don't need a piece to take back with me, I think my boss only likes watermelon."
58 and 66 ftw!
254 -- Good one.
"...anyway, this country is long overdue for a redistribution from the wealthy to the -- I need a bigger slice of the pie, honey -- what was I saying?"
Elusive Vice Presidential Photographer finally caught on film!