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I've said it before and I'll say it again Paris.

Just because you smash them together doesn't make us think they're big. We've seen your tape before.

I cant tell who is uglier- Paris or the schizoid. Thoughts?

Come on 4 - sure Paris is annoying and not nearly as hot as she thinks she is, but you know you'd hit it. If only to try and put her arrogant ass in its place by having her slum it with you.

This morning docket was poorly done. Except for the Paris bit, none of the descriptions provided enough information to identify the subject matter of the story. Therefore, I did not read any of them.

It's Tiny Tits Tuesday already? I must have completely missed Massive Moobs Monday.

5

You are correct, I would. But not for the reason you stated. I would try to impregnate her, then get custody and child support.

4

8 - those do not have to be mutually exclusive motivations.

omg,

just the other day, i was thinking to myself "will there be any paris hilton awesomeness on atl today?"

nice to know she has staying power

Paris' smashed ( . )( . ) look hot

Fair point. But we're not fooled as to their size. I'd hit it. But not get wrapped up in it, if you know what I mean.

Elyn Saks is to be commended, not only for her award, but for being willing to speak publicly about mental illness. Since so many people with obvious mental illness seem to frequent the comments section of this site, I would think that tidbit would have been more noteworthy.

I'd gladly give Paris the best five minutes of her life.