Sexy LexisNexis Reward
LexisNexis has a rewards program that allows loyal users to accumulate points for certain research activities and then to use them to “shop from millions of items.”
One of the items makes us want to give LexisNexis an “ex” rating. An ATL reader and loyal Lexis-Nexis user pointed the item out to us, writing:
Search for it in the rewards store. It’s available for 1261 points. Pretty shocking if you ask me. The calendar that is, not the price.
We’re red-flagging this. Check it out, after the jump.
Here’s the calendar that savvy Lexis users can use their points for:
The item description says it’s “tasteful and glamorous but pushes the edge of sexy glamour photography.” We’re going to need a citation for the definition of “tasteful.”
We had said last month that we hoped for an exciting story from LexisNexis to balance out our Westlaw coverage. Thanks for this, Sexy Lexis! You’re an angel.
UPDATE: Lexis has grounded the Asian Angels. See here.
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First. And firmly so.
Are the Black Eyed Peas jewish?
First. My prize: someone tell me o bama and Soto LSATS scores?
First and proud of it.
That girl doesn't even look remotely Asian. This calendar is racist, just like skin-whitening cream. Send me pics of a real Asian.
They're all dating white guys anyway.
Not that shocking when you consider the fact that Lexis Rewards basically uses Amazon.com for its rewards. So unless filtered out by Lexis staff, a lot of what Amazon puts up for sale is also available on Lexis.
What a contradiction.
Kudos to them for figuring out that antisocial white law dorks have an Asian fetish.
I bet Lat is on Lexis right now looking for a gay version of this calendar.
4 - You couldn't even take bronze. Bummer.
I'd rather use those points to get a $25 SEARS GIFT CARD.
Hell yeah! Dyson vacuum, here I come!
Mystal has a calender with different delicious lunch meats for each month.
Kash has caught him 3x jerking off to it.
-guerrilla Intern
Lexis is TTT.
- Westlaw Secure
hahahaha
That's it. I'm switching to Lexis.
Back at Cornell, there were tons of Asians. I love Asians, and when I was frat-ratting it in Ithaca, I would do disgusting things to them on a regular basis. Tokyo Drift!!
CORNELL FRAT STUD
wgwag
Tasty yes, tasteful, meh.
3500 Sq ft Wives Calender and a Lexis, bitches!
YEEEEEEHAAAAAW!
Houston Lawyer
So what is this? Sexist? Racist? Ageist? Lookist? Elitist? A combination of all? Please instruct me so that I can properly focus my outrage on this trivial matter.
I just had an accident in my pants.
WGWAG-
How do you feel about this calendar?
PE is frantically trying to learn how to do online research to earn Lexis points.
22 - You Lie
Joe Wilson
Is that a picture of Lat on the calender?
This is totally racist, but I read comment 25 in Joe Wilson's voice
Nobody sucks cock as well as asian girls.
Lexis also had a calendar of butter-fried, bacon-wrapped twinkies pictures, but the calendars sold out withink seconds of ATL receiving the tip.
" . . . and shrink wrapped for protection."
Protection from what, pray tell?
I love Asian girls!
-Jewish guy
Is that part of her wimsuit hangin down between her legs in the pic or does she need to shave?
I wonder if NFL quarterbacks bang asians.
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/thehuddle/post/2009/09/accusers-lawyer-wants-list-of-every-woman-ben-roethlisberger-ever-had-sex-with/1
I don't get why white guys have such an asian girl fetish. Especially considering how many smokin white girls there are!
If you are a law student looking for trashy Asian girls, just go to HasTTTings.
34=O.J. Simpson
We need to bomb LexusNexus back to the stoneage!
-DOJ Secure
34 = OJ Simpson
That was weird 36
- 38
We need an ATL Angels calendar.
30,
if you have to ask, you are too young to purchase the calendar and probably should not be reading ATL.
"What's wrong with being sexy?"
Why has no one commented on the fact that this 2008 calendar is ALMOST TWO YEARS out of date? That seems like an even more glaring error than posting an item that is not quite PC...
I know that this is sexist and quite possibly racist, but all I could think about while reading this is how hot Kash would look in something like that.
34 -- one is much easier to put up with than the other.
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pretty shocking that the tipster searched on lexis for such a product
44, are you institutionalized? Not passing judgment here, but I think you need help.
Just ordered one.
"Easier to put up with," 45? I'll bet the women in your life, assuming there are any, just love you to death. Can you spell "M I S O G Y N I S T"?
47--The tipster probably plugged in "asian" into the search looking for a more comfortable jock strap.
50 -- way to prove 45's point.
34, here's my theory about [some] white men's fascination with Asian women. First of all, I do think many Asian women are very pretty, so I can understand the attraction. But the bigger hook, I think, is that many (most?) Asian women are extremely subservient. Certain men, especially those with self-esteem issues, would place a high value on a woman who doesn't mind being told what to do, when to do it and how to do it. Strong, independent American women most likely terrify the type of man who is drawn to the type of woman willing to be a [smiling] human doormat.
50 - What you mean, Round Eyes? I am proud Asian woman.
34 - As Cheap Trick sang, "she's nice, she's tight."
45: 34 -- one is much easier to put up with than the other.
50: "Easier to put up with," 45? I'll bet the women in your life, assuming there are any, just love you to death. Can you spell "M I S O G Y N I S T"?
52: 50 -- way to prove 45's point.
53: Strong, independent American women most likely terrify the type of man who is drawn to the type of woman willing to be a [smiling] human doormat.
....and the loop starts anew!
What about me? I am a wise Latina woman!
~ SotoMAYOR
53 - why you suspect that any guy who wants a girl that does everything he wants has low self-esteem? It actually takes a lot of confidence to make decisions for two people. If you are afraid of making decisions for two people, then maybe you are the one with low self-esteem.
34 = white girl
asian girls are hot. period.
The misogynist comments in this post scare me. Are these creeps the people I am nearly alone with at night in my office building? Perhaps law firms should do psychological profiles on people pre-hiring.
58 = spineless jellyfish afraid of real women.
61 -- that depends. Are you white or asian?
58: here, here
This is great post. 34 unintentionally kicked off an interesting set of comments. Ladies be aware!
Asian Girls = Petite women in Striped knee high socks, miniskirts, belly tops, overly cute hairdos & makeup, and teenage fetish accessories (Hell-oooo KITTY!).
This = Aweome.
53-
You're a dumbass. You have no idea what you're talking about. The white guys I know who date asian girls are all spineless doormats. It's the asian girls who dominate the relationship. The reason these white dudes can't date white women is because they're lame and socially retarded. Asian women see these sapless dorks and have a field day with them.
42
beautiful reference to Spinal Tap!!
62 = fat chick
67, I'm willing to compromise . . . I'll concede that some of the "sapless dorks" who date Asian girls are socially inept, spineless doormats if you'll concede that most of the Asian girls are supremely subservient. Maybe you've met other types, but I've never met an Asian woman who could be described as dominant.
And, no, I'm not a dumbass but I don't really mind you calling me one.
69, you're right. I'm fat in all the right places, but if you prefer Asian girls who are built like little boys, that's cool. Maybe you should just go for the real deal -- just make sure the little boys are at least 18.
--62
71/62 confirmed 69:
"fat in all the right places" = FAT. No thin girl (even with good proportions) considers herself fat anywhere.
I wonder if there is some correlation between white guys' near-obsession with Asian women and their love of kiddie porn. I have yet to see a black guy get taken down by Operation Falcon.
73 = racist
A lively discussion on important issues of the day. I love it.
Is this what people think when they see me with my wife? I'm a white guy who fell in love with an Asian-American woman. That she was A-A had nothing to do with it. I had never dated a non-white before her.
Why do people feel the need to judge? There are what, 1.5 billion "Asian" women in the world? Are all of them really "subservient doormats"?
And what's with the term "Asian"? Some have been out of Asia for four generations and are as "white" as a farm girl from Kansas. Are Chinese, Thai, Korean, and Sri Lankan people all the same? (Are Irish, Italian, Polish, and American people all the same?)
People are people. Peace and love, peace and love.
--Hoping for a color-blind society
76, I'm with you man. But you're in the wrong forum if you're looking for peace, love and color-blindness.
The real offense here is that Lexis induces attorneys to "earn" points by the number of searches, thereby increasing the chances that attorneys would run useless and unnecessary searches -- and all at the expense of clients!
Actually, 78, that's not true for attorneys ... they don't give us points for doing searches. That's only for students (who aren't charged for their searches).
You can totally see a nipple in #5:
http://www.modelgraphy.com/us/gallery.php?qsearch=zm%20studio
76 = sapless dork
Holy cats 80! Half a nipple? On the internet?!
I hope they don't get in trouble for that.
Why do people care who finds who attracive?
You can actually use Lexis Reward points to get pornographic DVDS. Everything from Jenna Jameson to the rough stuff.
Not that I ever used MY points for that . . .
I feel sorry for your reader, who's just 11 points shy of an Asian Angels calendar. Kudos to Lexis for its tasteful and glamorous rewards.
I am appalled that Lexis would offer such a "reward."
Lexis hasn't thought this one through. I search and get enough points for this calendar. I look at calendar and blow it all over the keyboard as I'm searching to get more points for the 2009 version. My keyboard locks up and I can't use it anymore. Now, no more Lexis.
Who is the genius behind that?
Asian women are better looking, smarter, age a LOT more slowly and are less likely to be spouting feminazi bullshit than white girls. What more explanation do you need?