Law Firm Swag Contest: The Winner
Our inaugural Law Firm Swag Contest was about quality rather than quantity. We had just four entries, but they were goodies.
Eschewing trinkets and baubles, K&L Gates took the high road, urging recruits to change their world through an innovative website. Perkins Coie went green, arranging for trees to be planted in honor of interviewees. And who doesn’t like a customized iPod, the swag doled out by Dobrowski LLP, the Texas litigation boutique?
But in the end, dear readers, you voted with your feet. Following in the footsteps of the “Sex and the City” gals, or maybe Imelda Marcos, you made it all about the shoes. The customized Nike footwear doled out by Mayer Brown scored a runaway victory, with over 55 percent of the 2,100 votes.
Props to the person in the Mayer recruiting office who came up with the brilliant idea for this Niketown summer associate event. If you’re looking for new running shoes — or, for that matter, the opportunity to do appellate litigation in New York — then sprint in the direction of Mayer Brown!
Earlier: Law Firm Swag Contest: The Finalists
ATL Contest: Best Law Firm Swag of 2009
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What this have do law? This just more gay. David stop be so gay.
- Mom
PS See you tonight for rice cake soup, I make for you room temperature, way you like, lots salt, real good. Yum yum.
FIRST YA CREEPBAGS
It's PUSSY FART time; bitches let 'em RIP!!
and
FIRST MUTHAFUCKAS!
MrsLat - ain't nothin' wrong with bein gay, u ho.
MrsLat - ain't nothin' wrong with bein gay, you ho you.
Elie is a PHAT PHUCK.
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6 - you got it wrong. Elie is the best TTThing that ever happened to ATTTL.
My "swag" consisted of an obscene salary from my father's preeminent peer law firm.
Incidentally, I could purchase your Nike footwear swag with the money I earn from doing 6 minutes of legal work.
Enjoy your pittance, cogs.
It seems quite clear that Mayer Brown won because its swag was the most practical given the current economy. Most recent summer associates will not find lucrative work in the law and will likely require comfortable running shoes in their future profession or trade.
The law firms should give out sleeping bags to those they no-offer, so they can sleep comfortably when they end up homeless.
Firms should give each and every one of their no-offered cogs a Saturday night special with a single round in the cylinder.
All of you who feel the need to make rude comments just for the sake of commenting need to get a life. My guess is that you are not even lawyers or law students, you are just angry trolls with nothing better to do with your lives.
The following excerpt from the November ’09 edition of the Nob Hill Gazette is posted a public service:
The Modern Gentleman
31 DO'S & DON'TS
By Dino-Ray Ramos
As the Nob Hill Gazette celebrates its 31st anniversary, we decided to do what we do best: celebrate you looking so good, or at least providing the parameters to ensure that you do! To make sure you’re putting your most debonair foot forward—so you can celebrate stylishly and with a masculine graciousness—presented here are thirty-one guidelines on how to be a modern gentleman.
Do get a good tailor: Nine times out of ten, a suit straight off the rack will need some tailoring, which is why you have to get a tailor you trust. Not only will s/he help with your suits, but a tailor can also hem and cut clothes so that they fit perfectly. Forget dogs, a reliable tailor can be a man’s best friend.
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>DON’T WEAR RUNNING SHOES IF YOU’RE NOT RUNNING: WORKOUT SHOES ARE RESERVED FOR THE GYM AND OTHER ATHLETIC PURPOSES. Opt for some sneakers like Jack Purcell Converse if you are going to wear casual shoes for a day out.<
http://www.nobhillgazette.com/content/2009/October/the_modern_gentlemanOCT09
As a former employer once said to me (albiet about my choice of Baha hotel): “You’re a lawyer for Christsake, show some class.”
14 - nice public service comment with good advice.
2, 3 and 6 REALLY need to get lives.
I would suggest a change of name for the partner because "Urquhart" sounds like squirrel farts
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