Lawyer of the Day: Stephanie Birkitt, Cardozo Law Grad and Ex-Letterman Lover
To paraphrase this video, inspired by an Avenue Q song and submitted to Above the Law’s first-ever Law Revue Contest, “What can you do with a JD from Cardozo?”
Um…. David Letterman? From Bitten & Bound:
David Letterman was the victim of a $2 million extortion plot and we have now discovered that according to New York public records, Stephanie Birkitt, 34, a former intern on The Late Show, lived with the accused extortionist Robert Joe Halderman, a CBS 48 Hours producer, and may have unwittingly fed him the information through the pages of her diary, photos and personal correspondence….According to TMZ, Birkitt is one of the women who engaged in an affair with her boss, but ended it in 2003, prior to the birth of Letterman’s son….
Birkitt began working as a page for CBS New, 48 Hours, and The Late Show while still in college [at Wake Forest] in 1996. She spent a short time as an associate producer on segments for correspondent Erin Moriarty but soon decided that she wasn’t a news hound. That was when Letterman hired her as a personal assistant. She was initially brought on to handle his charities and his Indy car racing team, but her duties expanded over time.
Apparently so. Anyway, here’s the legal connection:
Birkett went on to the Benjamin N. Cardozo School of Law in New York City beginning in 2005 and passed the Connecticut bar exam in February 2009.
UPDATE: As noted in the comments, Birkitt also passed the New York bar exam in February. Congrats on passing two state bars, Steph!
FURTHER UPDATE: Actually, Birkitt’s relationship with Letterman may have lasted much longer. See here.
Now, before the elitists among you start ranking on Cardozo Law, there’s something you should know.
Birkitt apparently got a free ride (as did Letterman, hehe). From Gawker:
The scuttlebutt on the set had it that current assistant-in-question, Stephanie Birkitt, received extra compensation for duties as his First Assistant, in the form of Letterman picking up the tab for her graduate law studies at the Yeshiva University Law School.
Inspired by the reported romance between David Letterman and Stephanie Birkitt, as well as the movie Indecent Proposal, here’s a poll:
FURTHER UPDATE: Here’s more about David Letterman and Stephanie Birkitt.
Stephanie Birkitt was David Letterman Girl Friday, Former Lover [Bitten and Bound]
Suspect in Letterman Extortion Case [TMZ.com]
Letterman Said to Pay Assistant’s Law School Bill [Gawker]
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shit
i always had a thing for her when he used to bring her on. i guess i'm not the only one. it sort of explains why she was always so blase about everything.
Cardozo? Please, if it was free she should have at least gone to a good school, like Hofstra.
oh come on
not cute
You're a real charmer, 2. Why don't you bend over so Letterman can pound you in the ass?
ha Cardozo is ranked 50. Hofstra is ranked like 150.
If that photo is an accurate representation of what this chick looks like, Letterman got hosed. Can't he find a better looking assistant in freaking NYC?
QUINN REMAINS ... a fan of Conan O'Brien. He'd never do such a thing.
I have it on good advice that Letterman doesn't have a dick. He lost it years ago in an auto accident. He now prefers his women to use strap-ons to fuck him in the ass.
When I heard this story, she was my first guess. Lettermen used to have her on camera all the time when she was the assistant. The next one we will likely hear about is the older Asian woman who always had those awkward interruption schtick on the show. Every time he puts someone on camera they get extra cash.
Good for Letterman last night just simply saying, yes, I'm one of the most popular personalities on TV, and I have had sex with several women who have worked for me. No apologizes, no BS, just straight up. I respect that.
I think Late Night is a pretty cool guy. eh dates ugly chicks and doesn't afraid of anything.
Bizarre, he had her on all the time
and vice versa 14, amirite?
I can't believe this is true. That girl used to be on the show all the time. I mean I don't care but it's not good for Dave. Conan is so stoked right now.
But if you're going to pay for some bimbo's law school tuition, why not pay for a hot bimbo? With all his money, you'd think Letterman could attract better quality tail.
moar like BirkiTTT
Although the personage "The Plebe" is humorless, I take solace in the fact that his existence would be unlikely had I not introduced ATL to the Roman/Latin word "plebeius."
Cardozo, churning out secretaries and paralegals since 1943.
How fucking humiliating for that school.
SMU1L
So, the world wants to know, did she get BigLaw? Or can't even David Letterman get someone a job there these days?
Top Ten List please!
Not cute, but I would definitely pound her in the butt. In the butt.
i thought she be more attractive that that
she looks like a horse-face
wrinkles on her neck
big ass nose
this is nyc for godsake...
If it was consensual, I have no problem with this. They're adults. But then again, I'm not a jealous co-worker.
i knew from the minute the story leaked taht this girl was involved. it was painfully obviously for anyone who ever watched the show
always an uneasy sexual tension between the two
Top Ten Reasons to Send Your Intern to Cardozo LS?
#10 - She couldn't get in to Touro.
20 you are screwed for a job, suck on that.
and she's old!
34!
knock that down by 10 years, this broad is old!
I bet she sharts a lot.
Kash, since you are the resident expert, please investigate.
Condy Rice
This concubine apparently has no self-esteem or morals.
Sleeping once with David Letterman for a free JD from Cardozo=A raw deal for the lecherous wench.
Sleeping once with David Letterman for a free JD from YHSC=barely breaking even.
#9 You figured a Jewish law school would cost less
I can only imagine how unattractive Dave's other pieces of ass must be. I've lost all respect for the man.
Also, from looking at the TMZ story, the more embarrassing thing for Ms. Birkitt is the guy she's living with. I hope they're just roommates. He's old, chubby, not attractive, not anyone, and obviously a pretty bad person. So, yeah, being Letterman's girlfriend was a better gig. At least he's very funny.
#8: BUTTAFUCCO, BUTTAFUCCO, BUTTAFUCCO
this is a good picture of her...
she knew he was married....
SLUT!
7 - you are an idiot - Hofstra has been ranked 3rd in the NYC area, 2 spots ahead of Carbozo.
http://abovethelaw.com/community/2008/05/top-nyc-area-law-schools.php
So is she practicing somewhere in CT?
#7 Fordham already accepted it's quota for sexually related hush money
I BET HER PARENTS ARE PROUD..
36, it sounds like he wasn't married when he was doing this twat. I feel sorry for his wife. I guess she stayed with him all these years for the money -- she had to know he was greasing all these skanks.
SLORE!!!!!!!!!
#6 Because Leno, Conan, and Kimmel already sent their mistresses to HYS
I had my money on those two models he used to have on the "Will it Float" segment. I also was thinking it might be that girl who used to spin all those Hula Hoops or the girl she was on with who had that grinder and used to make sparks fly everywhere with it. All those chicks were hot. I'd be happy to do any of them. Maybe Dave, rich and famous as he is, just didn't have game to get with a hot girl. Kind of sad.
I wonder if Letterman shared his spoils with his ugly fuck bandleader, Paul S.? Picturing the 3 of them together makes me want to lose my lunch.
any new york school other than columbia or nyu is a toilet. Further, the "woman" in that picture appears to be an obvious tranny.
#5 He figured the Jews could teach her how to give better head.
- Cardozo 3L
Most of you a pretty gross with those comments about looks - Letterman is an ugly man and now just another nasty man who can't zip it up. Joking about "in the ass?" Perhaps that's the only way any woman can have sex with him - that way they don't have to look at that face!
Thought "Dozo sounded like a clown college.
#4 She was used to fetching bagels anyway, so ...
What is wrong with you people who can't read? She was with him from age 21-28. Not at 34. She's hot.
#3 -- Because of Cardozo's excellent Extortion Law program.
I'd smear her bagel with some of my lox.
Schlomo Spielmanberg
48, I agree with you that Letterman is ugly. But he was pretty attractive when he was younger. This bitch is probably half his age, and she is ugly NOW. Don't want to think about what she'll look like if she makes it to her 60s.
IOC = racists
#2 - what better way to make her adhere to Model Rule 1.6?
Get your eyes checked, 51. When this broad looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters. She is UGGGGLEEEE.
Seriously, if you are as rich a DL, why would you EVER have sex with a woman that is older than 29? No wonder he ended things. When I'm 70, I'll either be mashing my balls against a woman that hasn't been born yet or I'll be dead.
--V10 STUD
I think I remember her. She always seemed kind of slow. Do you suppose that was an act, or is she really a dunce? I know she went to Cardozo, so she's not exactly MENSA material, but come on. Is the Connecticut bar that easy to pass?
And the number one reason Letterman sent his mistress to Cardozo is ...
I think it would be great if other late night talk show hosts would make fun of Letterman for being a filandering scumbag who preys on his own employees then becomes the victim of a blackmail scheme. That's hilarious, isn't it? For all interns trying to break into the TV industry, there are two ways: sleep with Letterman or find out whom Letterman is sleeping with.
57,
Don't the slightly homely have to show more exuberance? Don't they do things the comfortably attractive don't do?
51
#1-- to condemn her to a life of unemployment
IOC = PE
You got it, 61. The other late-night hosts better not give this guy a pass!
58 - you assume anyone or any thing would want your nasty dried up, shriveled up dick! Yech!
I've never heard of a "YHSC" - guess we know where PE went to school.... loser.
On another note, the President just made a total fool of himself (the second time in a week) in Copenhagen. Is anyone going to post on this?
68,
Loved the Drudge line--The Ego Has Landed.
That buffoon thought that he and Oprah were like Schyll and Charybdis and the IOC was no Homer.
68 - nobody cares what you think.
Jesus loves me, yes he does!
For someone who attended prestigious institutions, I am shocked that Commissar Obama failed to convince the IOC that Chicago would have been a better host than the favella and crime riddled city of Rio DeJaneiro. I wonder what his former Harvard law professors are thinking, especially the ones that taught him the art of negotiating. A bad day for Commissar Obama and AA.
love the top ten list. the girl, not so much
70, actually tons of people are in agreement with me. Maybe you, the President, Michelle and Oprah can fly over to Iran and convince them to give up their nuclear program? You can all apologize for American being so barbaric. I'm sure that regime will be as supine as the media to Obama/Oprah's wishes.
--68
Hey partner emeritus. You look like you just might have a nasty, dried up, shriveled up dick! What have YOU done about anything lately?
Hey partner emeritus. You look like you just might have a nasty, dried up, shriveled up dick! What have YOU done about anything lately?
74 - Wow - I'm impressed!
Nothing wrong from Letterman's perspectgive from banging some of his help. What good would all that money and fame be w/o getting some on the side?
From her perspective, she is a gold-digging prostitute. There is no way that a decent looking 25-year-old (which she was when she started banging him) could have found Dave hot and been turned on by him. So she just fucked him for his money and to have a sugar daddy for law school. Disgusting!
Will Letterman do a "Top 10 Reasons I Pay Ugly Chicks for Sex" tonight?
We had better looking groupies on our "Smell the Glove" tour bus, when Tap was at the absolute end of its ride. How sad for Letterman.
Good for you, Nigel. Tap > Letterman.
She's a MAN, baby! Looks like Ann Coulter's uglier and dumber sister.
78 - Was he too stupid to figure that out and do you think he's so deluded himself (like other slobs we've read about lately) into believing any woman could possibly screw him because she found him hot - perhaps he knows because he wanted it and she gave it to him and she got what she wanted - did he?
79 - I think a better list would be "Top 10 Reasons I AM FORCED TO Pay Ugly Chicks for Sex." #1 would be because he's soooo butt ugly!
67: if you didn't know that PE is a current CLS student, you apparently missed the posts early in the shtick where he would randomly bash NYU instead of Obama in unrelated threads.
Isn't Letterman's 15 min of fame over? sick to death of him and his schtik........... enough!
So, this broad was living with the fat 51 y.o. "48 Hours" producer/extortionist? Sounds like she makes her living trading sex for money. It's mindblowing to think how well an attractive woman in NYC would do if she wanted to peddle her flesh. I still don't understand why these guys can' t hire better looking whores. There have to be plenty available in that town.
The most shocking revelation in this whole affair to me is that Letterman is still on the air.
You guys don't get it. What gave THIS girl the value to get so much??
SHE KEPT HER MOUTH SHUT.
for a guy like Letterman, having a chick on the side to bang that won't rat you out is huge.
89,
You are the one who doesn't get it. Guys pay attractive hookers lots of money to keep their mouths shut. Emphasis on attractive.
Former Governor of New York
Like most content on this site: Not funny, not interesting, and only the most tenuous connection to law. Glad to see one person's crime is ATL's opportunity to add to someone's humiliation.
Do you think the women that Letterman banged on his staff dressed like slutty stewardesses? I'll bet they did!
TOP TEN LIST
Top Ten Reasons Chicago Didn't Get the Olympics:
10. Dead people can't vote at IOC meetings
9. Obama distracted by 25 min meeting with Gen. McChrystal
8. Who cares if Obama couldn't talk the IOC into Chicago? He'll be able to talk Iran out of nukes.
7. The impediment is Israel still building settlements.
6. Obviously no president would have been able to acomplish it.
5. We've been quite clear and said all along that we didn't want the Olympics.
4. This isn't about the number of Olympics "lost", it's about the number of Olympics "saved" or "created".
3. Clearly not enough wise Latina judges on the committee
2. Because the IOC is racist.
1. It's George Bush's fault.
Fucking someone in exchange for tuition money = prostitution.
Why is our noble profession going down? Because it's full of dirty whores.
93 - how ironic - it IS George Bush's fault that we're in the mess we're in - but whiny, fat ass, republicans can't seem to reconcile that fact! Guess they're too busy having affairs in Argentina or arguing for the 100th time that they should be allowed to fly the confederate flag - now that's important! Lost the war, lost the election, lost any respect for themselves or others.
94 - ALL attorneys are dirty whores - think about it!
Yes obviously having affairs is one of the most evil things a person can do.
-- Bill Clinton
John Edwards
Elliot Spitzer
Hilarious, 93. You forgot one though. 1a. "I don't know all the facts, but it's pretty clear that the IOC acted stupidly. Their ignorance could be a teaching moment."
97 - it is when you're one of the fat ass white men pretending that they're doing something noble for our country.
Excellent 93
Working on Letterman's staff pays better than we thought.
93 -- Aren't the Latina judges the ones who voted for Rio?
Lat, how is this legal news? Is this just a gossip sight now?
Lat, how is this legal news? Is this just a gossip sight now?
Lat, how is this legal news? Is this just a gossip sight now?
103-105: Site, not sight. Go back to letting your attorney bang you.
89, 90 - if you're paying good money, shouldn't their mouths be open at least some of the time?
- ifyougetmydrift
95, like true believes and anti-intellectuals on the right who respond to every query with "The Bible so states," you manage to pin every problem on G.W. Bush. Iran, North Korea, Global Meltdown, Health Care--these are G.W. Bush's doing? Please. Don't be such a baby.
This girl is out of the league of the majority of people who participate on this website. So, to all of you tools out there, keep on ragging on "inferior" law schools... and enjoy no job after graduation. Perhaps you should consider giving sexual favors for tuition payments unless, of course, your sorry asses are still being funded by your parents or your're too ugly for anyone to pay you for sexual favors.
108 - awwwwww, I'm sorry.
108 - right on every count - you bet your ass! Iran didn't build these facilities overnight - as to the other matters you mention, you cite right on the mark - GW did nothing about nothing - especially after the pupeteers released the strings and they all abandoned ship leaving him with nothing but that supremely idiotic smirk. Perhaps if he had done more (or anything!), the republicans would have won the election.
103 - 105: ATL has both news and gossip, but it excels at gossip. Legal news can be obtained from many other outlets; legal gossip is harder to find.
Top Ten Reasons to Accept That Job Offer from David Letterman:
10. Get to find out "Worldwide Pants" refers to his breathing
9. Whenever he has trouble performing, he can always count on Paul
8. Stupid Prostate Tricks
7. Pillow talk includes fond remembrances of working with Calvert DeForest
6. "Can Jay do this? Huh? Can Jay do this?"
5. Share in wistful late-life transition from "My girlfriend doesn't understand me" to "My wife doesn't understand me"
4. Will It Rise?
3. Tries to be nice about it when he passes you off to Biff Henderson
2. "Whoops, looks like Cheney isn't the only one who shoots people in the face"
And the Number One Reason to Accept That Job Offer from David Letterman:
1. After the sex, he lets you keep the Palin wig
You bet she kept her mouth closed, while swollowing that is.
I don't think she is ugly.
Awesome, 113. You just might have a future writing for Letterman.
He was not married. He can have sex with who he wants. So can she. Unless all of you are not pairing up at work, STFU
No, he wasn't married at the time but he had a girlfriend of many years standing. Personally, I don't care if co-workers want to fuck, but it seems this was more of a hooker/john relationship. Ugly young woman wants to go to law school + ugly old millionaire resorts to paying skanks for sex. Some of us find that scenario sleazy and offensive, so why don't you just STFU?
1. Go to Cardozo
2. Become whore, also not attractive
3. ???????
4. PROFIT!
She's not ugly. Get over yourselves. I bet everyone calling her ugly is super fugly.
111, I don't actually konw how to respond to a post that's so willing to overlook fact in favor of opinion. Yep, congrats, you're the Leftist equivalent of a creationist.
120 = even uglier than Stephanie. Ouch.
110, a response fitting your uncritical, spoon-fed intellect. Congrats. I'll bet it's much easier not thinking for yourself.
--108
Why is this a big deal? I heard that 'Dozo chicks give up their asses to get pounded all the time.
111 - think deep - maybe you'll come up with something
121 - think deep - maybe you'll come up with something
PE doesn't go to Columbia...nottt even close.
126, no need to. Interupting someone's opinion with facts usually gets you nowhere. Especially when it's clear you're an in-thet-tank mouthpiece for the liberal left. There's no point in arguing with a creationist, and there's no point in arguing with you. If you really need a good response, look at the timeline of North Korean missle talks, Carter's visit and the first reports of nuclear reactors.Tell me if it was the Bush admin who "dropped the ball" on that one or if it was an infantile Clintonian reliance on negotiations that lead to our current predicament. Get a clue.
51 & 120 = Letterman
128 - wow- "mouthpiece for the liberal left," "creationist" - republicans always start sputtering these kind of words whenever things don't go their way; therefore, they are insignificant! Never mind Bush dropping the ball - he never bent down to pick it up and run with it - that's why he was thrown off the team by his henchmen from the past!
I am an attractive guy and that woman is not ugly. Not hot, but not a dog, a solid 7. I would wager that 80% of the men on this site insulting her have never been with a more attractive girl. Just small dicked little bitches who talk a big game but cant deliver.
130, I'm not a republican. But you most certainly are a partisan democrat. GWB actively campaigned to toughen sanctions on Iran and refused to deal that thuggish regime. This adminstration sat silent while an election was stolen, then tacitly accepted a nuclear Iran, backed off, announced a renewed emphasis on ending Iranian nukes, then managed to get no concessions from either RUS or CHN. In effect, it's just a matter of time before they get the bomb. Appeasement has not worked.Yep, clearly GWB's fault.
The Bush administration refused to have biparty talks with both NK and Iran. This administration has announced its willingness to do both. Yesterday, they managed to get Iranian concessions to allow IAEA inspectors in. These are the same inspectors who got kicked out of NK just before that regime set off the bomb. Allowing IAEA inspectors in simply buys time for the regime to achieve their goal. In the case of NK, we've abandoned 6 party talks, which was a sine qua non of the last admin, and to what end? NK continues to rattle sabres and we now have no leverage. CHN, SK, JAP will not accept whatever deal we cut because they're worried we'll sell them our down the road. Yep, clearly GWB's fault. Imbecile.
131, you think that's a 7? Man, you're easy to please. That chick is a goat.
I agree. She's not ugly, just homely. Not sure which is worse, though.
ow - that hurt - Yep, that cowboy really showed the world who was boss! Clearly you are much smarter than I - keep trying, though - maybe you'll be able to convince someone else along the way.
135, you're making a bigger ass out of yourself than I could ever make of you. I'm not standing up for Bush. He was and is an imbecile. Many of his policies were abject failures. I won't, however, blame everything bad in the world on his administration's policies. It's childish to do so, and you seem quite adept at doing it. I hold this adminstration accountable for its failures, which at this point, number quite a few. We had one today, in fact. You need to learn to read.
136 - I'm sure this administration will be glad to know you are holding them accountable - that ought to keep them on the straight and narrow - in the meantime, I grow weary of the [non]debate - do you not have anything else to do besides trying desperately to come off sounding like an intellect to anybody who cares and then resorting to insults when you don't get your way? Got to go - peace/out
137, when you accuse someone of having a critical opinion simply because he/she "didn't get his/her way" (as opposed to disagreeing with a stance on principle), query who's being insulting. I give as good as I get. Don't be so thin-skinned.
Funny is sexy; as a woman, I kinda get it (meaning that it's not just the gobs of cash that make is Howdy Doody-ish face tolerable)
93 and 119 FTW.
Jake, instead of sitting online and looking up words in the thesaurus to try and sound intelligent, just remember this one fact.
The mere fact that you had to go work for your father's firm, well I should say, the firm your father is a partner of, tells me you should stfu. You, my friend, were only one dick away from joining the mass of paupers, peons, peasents, etc you so love to describe. It is funny though, I guess you were at the letter P in your thesaurus.
Being a lawyer of the world, I KNEW there was something fishy about David Letterman and that idiot intern Stephanie he used to have on his show from the very time. I used to think either she was a Virgin and in love with him - or they were bonking. It was so OBVIOUS there was some sick chemistry there - and now all KNOW. I guess I am not that STUPID!!!
Eliot Spitzer, David Letterman, -- all the guys I used to think were cool I know now are just dirty old men.
If Stephanie continues to bonk bosses like she has been doing she could make it to the Supreme Court. Watch out Sonia - you ain't got nothing on little girls who will bonk any man in power.
91 -
Agreed, it's a shame for this tabloid to add to Letterman's humiliation.
All I am saying is that Eliot Spitzer had to go and David Letterman has to GO!!!
As a woman who has been molested many times by sleazy lawyers enough is enough!! Stop being being dirty old men, or don't be in a self-righteous professions [like politcs, smirky satire or law].
I hope they all rot in hell. Creeps
I'm sorry but if you poke fun at others and then do the same yourself you deserve to be humiliated.
God the news is tawdry these days - Mackenzie Philips and her father, Letterman, Polanski - I feel like a MONK just for living a normal life!!!
146, be accountable and close your own legs. If you were indeed "molested" then do something about it.
So, is it worth it to sleep with the boss to get a free ride to a shit school that will give you a shit career? I'm going to go out on a limb her and say NO. (Though it might not so shit a career if you don't have to pull in $100k to pay for it)
149, I really want to hear her side of the story. If it was a good relationship, maybe he did her a huge favor in paying. Tuition would be chump change to him. I also wonder if she paid taxes on the gift or did he arrange a scholarship with the school that she got.
147, based on the facts known now, this is no where near to being like Mackenzie Philips or Polanski. It is a bummer for his girlfriend (not wife), but that is about it for now anyway.
Bet that bitch could suck old man cock like a champ: that's a huge horse-face.
Uh, 95, is there any question at all that flying the Confederate flag -- at least by a private citizen -- is a Constitutionally protected act?
Also, 93 is made of win. Here it is again:
TOP TEN LIST
Top Ten Reasons Chicago Didn't Get the Olympics:
10. Dead people can't vote at IOC meetings
9. Obama distracted by 25 min meeting with Gen. McChrystal
8. Who cares if Obama couldn't talk the IOC into Chicago? He'll be able to talk Iran out of nukes.
7. The impediment is Israel still building settlements.
6. Obviously no president would have been able to acomplish it.
5. We've been quite clear and said all along that we didn't want the Olympics.
4. This isn't about the number of Olympics "lost", it's about the number of Olympics "saved" or "created".
3. Clearly not enough wise Latina judges on the committee
2. Because the IOC is racist.
1. It's George Bush's fault.
Anyone above an assistant -director in TV land, can land any girl he wants for whatever he wants. I think Letterman was generous and clearly cared for her. Perhaps Cardoza was a goods as she could get. She seems to have not chosen well after leaving Letterman.
Perhaps she should have hung around.
Well, OCS at Cardozo can't get me a job, but at least someday I can aspire to fuck and extort and old famous person.
** Cardozo 3L In the Top 10% Who OCS Can't/Won't Help
(Hope you're reading Dean Fama)
Well, OCS at Cardozo can't get me a job, but at least someday I can aspire to fuck and extort an old famous person.
** Cardozo 3L In the Top 10% Who OCS Can't/Won't Help
(Hope you're reading Dean Fama)
Well, OCS at Cardozo can't get me a job, but at least someday I can aspire to fuck and extort an old famous person.
** Cardozo 3L In the Top 10% Who OCS Can't/Won't Help
(Hope you're reading Dean Fama)
Well, OCS at Cardozo can't get me a job, but at least someday I can aspire to fuck and extort an old famous person.
** Cardozo 3L In the Top 10% Who OCS Can't/Won't Help
(Hope you're reading Dean Fama)
cum work for gross old man?
-david letterman
Come work for amateur hour at the White House! POTUS goes to Copenhangen with celebrity buddies to win Olympic bid. Fails miserably. While en route, he meets with general in charge of one of two ongoing major US conflicts--a "war of necessity" as dubbed by our Commander in Chief during the campaign--for 25 minutes. I'm sure that was productive!!! A week ago, POTUS speaks in front of UN and admonishes the audience (after a heart-felt spell of self-flatulation) that weapons proliferation is bad. Ironically, his policies toward Iran and North Korea are completely useless in achieving anything close to disarmament. Welcome to Obamaworld where form always trumps function but the press still celebrates!!
couldn't the women who were denied advancement because they didn't fuck him sue for discrimination?
154-157:
First, learn how to post.
Second, if you were top 10% and couldn't get a job through OCI last year, the blame lies with you and your apparently defective personality, not with Cardozo OCS.
- Cardozo 3L, top THIRD, Biglaw offer for Fall 2010
No need to go to law school. Or any school for that matter. 157 is right.
Fuck and extort!!
Fuck and extort!!
Fuck and extort!!
She also passed the NY bar in Feb 2009.
Jake...
Touche, old pal. Humorless, however, I am not.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUZuV0xce3A
>>>>couldn't the women who were denied advancement because they didn't fuck him sue for discrimination?
It ain't no crime to favor your concubine.
Who cares! It's SEX!
Everyone has skeletons in their closet.
Fucking judgmental!
163 - Nice catch. Passing two bars is impressive.
She doesn't seem to be admitted yet in New York:
http://iapps.courts.state.ny.us/attorney/AttorneySearch
How long does it normally take to get admitted after passing the bar?
167 - NY performs character & fitness after passing the bar exam, so admittance takes as long as the applicant takes to fill-out the forms and pass the interview. This could take years if the applicant waits, although I think one has to complete the process within 3 years or some deadline.
Taking up to a year is not uncommon.
When I tell interns to "eat a dick," I'm usually being rhetorical... nice going, Dave.
WHY IS HER FACE SHAPED LIKE A HORSE?
Stephanie Birkitt - YOU - MY DEAR - ARE A SLUT!
161 - I'm sure your "offer" for Fall 2010 will still stand come next September. Keep deluding yourself!
161 - I'm sure your "offer" for Fall 2010 will still stand come next September. Keep deluding yourself!
161 - I'm sure your "offer" for Fall 2010 will still stand come next September. Keep deluding yourself!
Steph is a friend of mine. She is kind, intelligent & funny as hell. Hang in there Steph!