Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 10.19.09

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* People are still responding to the Quinn Emanuel Check BlackBerry Always situation. I have one question for those addicted to BlackBerry usage. How long do you wait to check your device after intercourse? [Josh Blackman’s Blog]
* Everybody who thinks Santa Claus works at their law firm, please raise your hands. GUARDS! Arrest these clinically insane associates before they cause harm to themselves or others. [TechnoLawyer]
* “The world, unfortunately, is much like a playground at a third-rate junior high school in a mixed neighborhood.” [What About Clients?]
* I used to decorate my law firm office with inspirational messages like “You didn’t want to make partner anyway,” and “You’ll survive the jump from the window, so you’ll just end up working remotely from the hospital.” But I’ve never had a flair for interior design. [Litination]
* It’s conflict resolution week at Blawg Review. “I, Elie Mystal, do hereby resolve to seek out conflicts be they big or small, whether they involve me directly or not. And I resolve to do all of this without allowing conflicting emotions to sway me from my conflict starting agenda.” [Settle It Now via Blawg Review]

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