Non-Sequiturs: 10.27.09
* Is it legal to kick out Redskins fans at the Redskins game for voicing their considerable displeasure with the Redskins? I guess it depends on if the fans have hired Quinn Emanuel. [D.C. Sports Blog]
* Even though the GAO tied the high cost of law school to competition in the U.S. News rankings, there is still more than enough blame to go around. [Ideoblog]
* Scientologists should have expected the Spanish Inquisition. [WSJ Law Blog]
* Look who’s flinging the poo now. [Adjunct Law Prof Blog]
* Listen all y’all it’s a sabotage. [Technolawyer]
* Short stories from John Grisham [Daily Beast]
* An obituary for one person who actually sought justice. [Simple Justice]
* Jeff Sesssions, ranking member fn the Senate Judiciary Committee, and other legal luminaries will be speaking in D.C. tomorrow about how to reform our profession. [Legal Reform Summit]
* If you are a fan of ESPN’s Bill Simmons (a.k.a. The Sports Guy), you’ll note that I steal from him he inspires me. I’ll be at Professor Thom’s tomorrow at 7:00 p.m. for the Bill Simmons book signing. If you’d like to meet him (or me! or the Fashionista editors!) please stop by. [Bill Simmons Book Tour]
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listen all y'all *this is sabotage*
1-incorrect, Elie had it right
Elie also goes up 50 bajillion awesomeness points for reading Simmons
-FIRSTY McFIRSTERSON
All those French prosecutors and the judge will all be curiously found with child pornography in the next several weeks-
You don't F with the Church of Scientology. They'll bury your ass.
"Our profession" ???
who is:
Jeff "Sesssions"
#2) You were pwned by #1. You fail.
Damn R6 implants! Xenu has won again!
Tom Cruise and John Travolta are "body thetans."
Body thetans=gay closet.
"Scientology" is a pathetic excuse for a bunch of retards blathering away and wasting their money. Like Baptism, except weird and dumb, not just incestuous and dumb.
Too easy.
Redskins = racist.
Next!
I love the word "Scientology" - I bed crackpot Hubbard thought it sounded "credible." Hilarious. You guys should check out the autopsy report of this hack. He is historical proof of the truism, "A sucker is born every minute!" At least the French got something right finally. We should let Al Qaeda go after Scientology interests. Then we'd all have something in common.
If Bill Simmons inspires you, you might as well consider yourself a mediocre writer.
What does that guy do, beside write a bunch of hackneyed, whiny gossip columns about sports? Seriously, a 14-year-old could write the same stuff...
Scientology should hire Quinn Emanuel in France, then they would win for sure.
3 - Yeah, because the French really don't tolerate sex crimes involving children. It's Chinatown, Jake.
compare:
http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Sabotage-lyrics-Beastie-Boys/5BD022892298158B48256BBC00298BFF
with
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/beastieboys/sabotage.html
14 - its "Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown."
- 1
As a scientologist I recall from a past ilfe being transformed into an intergalactic walrus that perished after falling out of a flying saucer. Have You Lived Before This Life? (ISBN 0-88404-958-2).
Elie
I'm with 2 and Elie on Simmons. 12 is a humorless, non-sports fan.
It's DC Sports Bog, not Blog.
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!
I, Tom Cruise, a thetan, know that I am a former member of the Fifth Invader Force , because once I recall being "a very strange insectlike creature with unthinkably horrible hands." (Scientology 8-8008)
I repeat, NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uprjmoSMJ-o
Jeff Sesssssssssions
"When I die, as a thetan, I refuse to go to Venus to be reimplanted with Xenu's lies."
Tom Cruise
11--
On the contrary, L Ron was brilliant. Three years before writing Dianetics, he stated that the fastest way to become a millionaire was to start a new religion. He did exactly that, and specifically targeted audiences who could pay him substantial fees to learn about self-fulfillment--principles which aren't all that different from many ascetic eastern religious doctrines such as Zen Buddhism, or generic principles common to many modern religions. (Note I am not including in "principles" the Xenu wars, etc., because that is not shared by anyone with half a brain.)
L Ron is not the "sucker" in the P.T. Barnum quote--he is P.T. Barnum.
25-
I hope you have $12,000, because belief in Xenu and body thetans is a requirement for a Scientologist to progress further along the Bridge to Total Freedom. Those who do not experience the benefits of the OT III course are expected to take it (and pay for it) again.
The Sea Organization, The Church of Scientology.
"The entire population of France will die of pneumonia for daring to solve the riddle of the R6 implant."
John "Vinnie Barbarino" Travolta
Our internet spiders have found you and you slanderous blog "Above the Law." You wil be hearing from our attorneys.
The Church of Scientology.
ps, be afraid, be very afraid.
Douchie is very cute. Too bad it's probably just a pic stolen from the interwebs and not the real poster.
"Above the Law" consider yourself FAIR GAME.
The Church of Scientology
23, it is 8:30 and fatassssss hasn't fixed the error, I suppose when he was "clerking" at Debevoise he took off early as well.
Re: the "sabotage" article--he removed her name from the brief?!! I would have exploded.
We need to bomb short stories back to the stoneage!
-DOJ Secure
Wait, wait - Bill Simmons has a book out? I had no idea.
if the Redskins had CHECKED THEY SMOKE SIGNALS, they would have had a better result
he does; The book of basketball, The NBA according to the Sports Guy. Tis not a bad read if your into the bill simmons normal banter.