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Non-Sequiturs: 10.30.09

Cornell Hotel logo.JPG* Somebody call up the Cornell School of Hotel Administration and get them to teach their people how travelers actually use computers. [Drug and Device Law]

* Police can search your email without telling you. Bring it on coppers, bring it on. [True/Slant]

* If your Biglaw career has stalled, maybe you should become a CPA. [Going Concern]

* An Indiana law school dean is getting pushed out because he is too old. Peyton Manning, welcome to your future. [Law Librarian Blog]

* Is a globally integrated law firm that provides one-stop shopping still a viable business model? I don’t know, Wal-Mart seems to be doing just fine. [Ideoblog]

* I didn’t know water intoxication existed. It doesn’t sound nearly as fun as regular intoxication. [ABA Journal]

* Don’t forget to come down and poke me with sticks meet me in Atlanta on Monday. [Georgia Association for Women Lawyers]

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1 Posted by Partner Emeirtus | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 5:09 PM

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2 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 5:10 PM

who uses a mouseball anymore?

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3 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 5:19 PM

PE = EPIC FAILURE IN LIFE.

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4 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 5:20 PM

No bar results thread? Georgia and MA were posted today.

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5 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 5:32 PM

Although "intoxication" can means "drunkeness" and "poisoning", I find comparing a young mother's death by water poisoning to common drunkeness in poor taste. Elie please moderate yourself. you have descended to lowest common denominator on this site. I am talking about you PE.

6 Posted by TTTroll | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 5:33 PM

Non-optical mouses are no longer manufactured and have been shown to cause cancer in laboratory rats.

7 Posted by Nervous Top 10 2L | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 5:39 PM

i was going to dress up as an unemployed law student for the halloween party tonight but i saw too many in the quad today, i guess i'll have to think of something new.

-nervous T-10 2L

8 Posted by evrenseven | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 5:44 PM

The Oregon ruling will be overturned by the 9th and then reversed by the Supreme Catholic Guardian Council of Vice and Virtue (formerly the supreme court).

and Wal Mart is doing fine because yokels in the square fly over states shop there with coupons. When they come up with coupons for biglaw, maybe that integrated business model will work.

9 Posted by Douchie | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 5:47 PM

Elie - are you going to hang out at Glady's Knight's Chicken n' Waffles? Or are you going to the Walrus exhibit at the aquarium?

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10 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 5:54 PM

"poke me with sticks"? Are you asking for a "bi-curious" gangbang, Elie? Has Lat got you to come over to play for "his team" or have you alway been a msm on the dl.

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11 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 6:03 PM

Biglaw wishes it could be more like Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart doesn't tolerate overpaying people with no work experience, gross inefficiency, and overcharging customers.

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12 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 6:18 PM

That link had NOTHING to do with Cornell. Didn't even mention Cornell. Lame link-bait.

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13 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 6:42 PM

12 - Yes but what other Ivy has a school for hospitality management???

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14 Posted by guest | Permalink Saturday, October 31, 2009 1:47 AM

SOMEONE IS IMPERSONATING
PARTNER Emeritus
AS
PARTNER Emeirtus!!!!!!

MOVING AN I AND AN R

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15 Posted by guest | Permalink Saturday, October 31, 2009 1:52 AM

HOTELIES MAKE THE DOUGH.

Cornell is awesome.

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16 Posted by guest | Permalink Saturday, October 31, 2009 11:22 AM

Wait, someone from ATL is going to be in Atlanta, a block from my office, and it's Elie??? Can you at least bring Kash as a carry on? I can keep her entertained while you're busy talking to the women lawyers.

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17 Posted by guest | Permalink Monday, November 2, 2009 12:33 PM

Would you trust a CPA (article author) who is detail oriented enough to write this:

"18 months doesn’t seem like a long time but it will be over before you know it."

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