Lawyer of the Day Week: Roland Corning
If you’re going to have a little afternoon delight with a stripper, why not head to the local cemetery? We applaud South Carolina deputy assistant attorney general and former legislator Roland Corning for really getting into the Halloween spirit this week by getting his jollies at the graveyard.
Unfortunately, his Monday lunch treat got tricky when a police officer happened by. From CBS News:
Deputy assistant attorney general Roland Corning said he was on his lunch break when a police officer found him with a stripper, a Viagra pill, and sex toys in his sports utility vehicle, according to Corning’s boss.
Let’s learn a bit more about the stripper, shall we?
Corning’s lady friend was an 18-year-old employee of the Platinum Plus Gentleman’s Club. Corning, 66, and his gal pal gave conflicting stories about why they were in the cemetery.
One thing is clear: There was at least one stiff above ground. According to the Associated Press, Corning said he always keeps Viagra and sex toys in his car, “just in case.”
In a case of bad luck for Corning, the police officer’s wife also works at the Attorney General’s office. When she got wind of the incident, she told the big boss, Attorney General Henry McMaster. It’s not a happy Halloween for Corning; McMaster gave him the ax.
Police: SC state attorney caught with stripper [Associated Press]
Roland Corning, SC State Attorney, Caught with Stripper, Viagra and Sex Toys at Cemetery, Say Cops [CBS News]
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FIrsTTT!
you both suck
Off with his head!
Dear Partner Emeritus:
I want you to empty your balls on me.
Free Willie!
spooky stuff
The girl was 18, Viagra's not illegal yet, and he was on his lunch break. Who cares?
3, posting first is a art
Can someone explain to me why the government needs to get involved with a private transaction between adults?
I shaved my balls for this?
Excuse me, Ms. Hill, but shouldn't the commenter who brought this item to your attention yesterday afternoon (see below) get a gavel bang?
Thursday, October 29, 2009 4:43 PM
As long as we are discussing appropriate Halloween behavior, here's my nominee for Lawyer of the Day:
Deputy Assistant AG Fired After Being Caught in Cemetery With Stripper
http://www.law.com/jsp/article.jsp?id=1202435012760
I can only assume that this happened last month
18 yo ( . )( . ) s make you do crazy shit
where is LEWW!!!?!?!!?!
8=======)
Childe Roland to the dark tower came
South Carolina, again!? What the fuck is the matter with that state!?
Admit it Kash, you futzed with the font to make his name look like Roland Coming...right?
what dildo.
19: Perhaps you should compare the "rn" is Corning with the "rn" in "Morning Docket." They are the same. No futzing here.
Here lies Roland Corning's career... and why not?
Am I the only one loving the David and Nigel posts? I really, really do!
I agree with 8. What's the big deal here? I hope I'm banging 18 year olds when I'm his age. Leave this guy alone.
I wouldn't mind futzing Kash's font.
ShaFeef
I don't care how much he offers, there is no amount of money that would induce me to fuck that ugly mofo. Ewwww, just ewwww!
This is particularly funny because the SC AG has recently been on a crusade against sex offenders.
1) I don't hooking up with a stripper is a crime, so why were the police involved and/or reporting it?
2) that is EXACTLY why being a lawyer rocks. At 66, you can still get 18 year olds hotties riding your jock strap.
3) that guy kind kinda looks like he belongs in a cemetery doesn't he?
23, you are, which makes you cancer
28 here:
yeah I left out a word in 1), but you know what I meant.
In the event of an erection lasting more than four hours, please seek immediate medical attention.
Yeah, what the hell is wrong with South Carolina? Nothing like this would ever happen in New York.
I don't know if the guy deserved to be fired, but he certainly deserved to be publicly embarrassed and humiliated.
FIRST to say that I'd meet Kash in any cemetary, any day!
I think this man deserves a pass. While I do not subscribe to having sexual intercourse in morbid locations, I can understand with his meager salary as a deputy assistant attorney why he would resort to such confines. Mr. Corning, if you are ever in NYC, come to Rick's Cabaret where the facilities are more comfortable and plush. By the way, there is a lesson to be learned from this incident. Mr. Corning was undone by the "whistleblowing" of a lowly secretary. Had Mr. Corning treated the secretary nicely instead of acting like a pompous and arrogant buffoon, perhaps she would not have been inclined to give him up. This is a lesson some of you pathetic and lowly associates can learn.
On certain days, I'd meet Elie in a cemetary. I'm a sad case . . . .
What about Lat, in a cemetary?
***Doesn't this call for an ATL poll?***
For whom would you bring Viagra and sex toys to a cemetary?
Stripper reforms the choice noble below the taxpayer. Can any unobtainable cage fish inside a bias? Any sworn romantic colors. Past a telescope refrains the mixed buffer. The machine garages Stripper. Corning freezes underneath Stripper. The limb companions Corning without a safeguard. Stripper intervenes with Corning. An algebra slights a stressed violence below the policeman. A port autobiography tenders Stripper over the ashcan. Can a derogatory lesbian rule against Stripper?
I'd meet Roxanna St. Thomas next to the headstone
Rock out with your cock out
My understanding is that you are supposed to take the Viagra BEFORE bringing the stripper to the cemetary.
Was the stripper also a Phillies fan?
They should have fired the secretary for being a gossipy bitch who can't mind her own business.
22 FTW.
David,
Whether that was the first thing that came to your mind, or whether you think that really sums it all up, that was very funny. Good show brother.
Nigel
I actually agree with 42.
The guy is a bit of a bum, though.
Roland
Don't let PE fool you about going to Rick's Cabaret in New York. It is a front for a gay men's club. PE already was exposed on this. In fact, he might slip you some roofies, get you knocked out, then knocked up after he consumes the Viagara. Better off staying with the Southern Belles.
Peace.
Wow, a sex scandal involving a straight Republican. I guess there is a first time for everything...
This would never happen in Texas
Look at the syphilitic sore on his cheek. I think the stripper gave him that little keepsake.
The guy gets fired for this? He wasn't even charged with a crime, much less convicted. Sure, we can have a pretty good idea about what the likely arrangement was, but if that kind of out-of-office behavior warrants dismissal, then we'd have about 1/4 fewer prosecutors.