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Lawyer of the Day Week: Roland Corning

roland corning stripper cemetary.jpgIf you’re going to have a little afternoon delight with a stripper, why not head to the local cemetery? We applaud South Carolina deputy assistant attorney general and former legislator Roland Corning for really getting into the Halloween spirit this week by getting his jollies at the graveyard.

Unfortunately, his Monday lunch treat got tricky when a police officer happened by. From CBS News:

Deputy assistant attorney general Roland Corning said he was on his lunch break when a police officer found him with a stripper, a Viagra pill, and sex toys in his sports utility vehicle, according to Corning’s boss.

Let’s learn a bit more about the stripper, shall we?

Corning’s lady friend was an 18-year-old employee of the Platinum Plus Gentleman’s Club. Corning, 66, and his gal pal gave conflicting stories about why they were in the cemetery.

One thing is clear: There was at least one stiff above ground. According to the Associated Press, Corning said he always keeps Viagra and sex toys in his car, “just in case.”

In a case of bad luck for Corning, the police officer’s wife also works at the Attorney General’s office. When she got wind of the incident, she told the big boss, Attorney General Henry McMaster. It’s not a happy Halloween for Corning; McMaster gave him the ax.

Police: SC state attorney caught with stripper [Associated Press]
Roland Corning, SC State Attorney, Caught with Stripper, Viagra and Sex Toys at Cemetery, Say Cops [CBS News]

Comments

1 Posted by Cool_Face_Guy | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 2:44 PM

Second

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2 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 2:44 PM

FIrsTTT!

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3 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 2:45 PM

you both suck

4 Posted by Paul Bearer | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 2:46 PM

Off with his head!

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5 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 2:47 PM

Dear Partner Emeritus:

I want you to empty your balls on me.

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6 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 2:47 PM

Free Willie!

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7 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 2:49 PM

spooky stuff

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8 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 2:49 PM

The girl was 18, Viagra's not illegal yet, and he was on his lunch break. Who cares?

9 Posted by Cool_Face_Guy | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 2:49 PM

3, posting first is a art

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10 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 2:50 PM

Can someone explain to me why the government needs to get involved with a private transaction between adults?

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11 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 2:50 PM

I shaved my balls for this?

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12 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 2:52 PM

Excuse me, Ms. Hill, but shouldn't the commenter who brought this item to your attention yesterday afternoon (see below) get a gavel bang?

Thursday, October 29, 2009 4:43 PM

As long as we are discussing appropriate Halloween behavior, here's my nominee for Lawyer of the Day:

Deputy Assistant AG Fired After Being Caught in Cemetery With Stripper

http://www.law.com/jsp/article.jsp?id=1202435012760

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13 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 2:53 PM

I can only assume that this happened last month

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14 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 2:53 PM

18 yo ( . )( . ) s make you do crazy shit

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15 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 2:55 PM

where is LEWW!!!?!?!!?!

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16 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 2:59 PM

8=======)

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17 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 3:01 PM

Childe Roland to the dark tower came

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18 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 3:01 PM

South Carolina, again!? What the fuck is the matter with that state!?

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19 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 3:04 PM

Admit it Kash, you futzed with the font to make his name look like Roland Coming...right?

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20 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 3:07 PM

what dildo.

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21 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 3:08 PM

19: Perhaps you should compare the "rn" is Corning with the "rn" in "Morning Docket." They are the same. No futzing here.

22 Posted by David Saint Hubbins | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 3:11 PM

Here lies Roland Corning's career... and why not?

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23 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 3:13 PM

Am I the only one loving the David and Nigel posts? I really, really do!

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24 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 3:13 PM

I agree with 8. What's the big deal here? I hope I'm banging 18 year olds when I'm his age. Leave this guy alone.

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25 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 3:14 PM

I wouldn't mind futzing Kash's font.

ShaFeef

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26 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 3:14 PM

I don't care how much he offers, there is no amount of money that would induce me to fuck that ugly mofo. Ewwww, just ewwww!

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27 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 3:15 PM

This is particularly funny because the SC AG has recently been on a crusade against sex offenders.

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28 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 3:15 PM

1) I don't hooking up with a stripper is a crime, so why were the police involved and/or reporting it?

2) that is EXACTLY why being a lawyer rocks. At 66, you can still get 18 year olds hotties riding your jock strap.

3) that guy kind kinda looks like he belongs in a cemetery doesn't he?

29 Posted by Quinn_Remains | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 3:18 PM

23, you are, which makes you cancer

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30 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 3:19 PM

28 here:

yeah I left out a word in 1), but you know what I meant.

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31 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 3:22 PM

In the event of an erection lasting more than four hours, please seek immediate medical attention.

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32 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 3:23 PM

Yeah, what the hell is wrong with South Carolina? Nothing like this would ever happen in New York.

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33 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 3:27 PM

I don't know if the guy deserved to be fired, but he certainly deserved to be publicly embarrassed and humiliated.

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34 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 3:28 PM

FIRST to say that I'd meet Kash in any cemetary, any day!

35 Posted by Partner Emeritus | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 3:36 PM

I think this man deserves a pass. While I do not subscribe to having sexual intercourse in morbid locations, I can understand with his meager salary as a deputy assistant attorney why he would resort to such confines. Mr. Corning, if you are ever in NYC, come to Rick's Cabaret where the facilities are more comfortable and plush. By the way, there is a lesson to be learned from this incident. Mr. Corning was undone by the "whistleblowing" of a lowly secretary. Had Mr. Corning treated the secretary nicely instead of acting like a pompous and arrogant buffoon, perhaps she would not have been inclined to give him up. This is a lesson some of you pathetic and lowly associates can learn.

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36 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 3:38 PM

On certain days, I'd meet Elie in a cemetary. I'm a sad case . . . .

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37 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 3:41 PM

What about Lat, in a cemetary?

***Doesn't this call for an ATL poll?***

For whom would you bring Viagra and sex toys to a cemetary?

38 Posted by Partner Emeirtus | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 3:54 PM

Stripper reforms the choice noble below the taxpayer. Can any unobtainable cage fish inside a bias? Any sworn romantic colors. Past a telescope refrains the mixed buffer. The machine garages Stripper. Corning freezes underneath Stripper. The limb companions Corning without a safeguard. Stripper intervenes with Corning. An algebra slights a stressed violence below the policeman. A port autobiography tenders Stripper over the ashcan. Can a derogatory lesbian rule against Stripper?

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39 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 3:55 PM

I'd meet Roxanna St. Thomas next to the headstone

Rock out with your cock out

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40 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 4:42 PM

My understanding is that you are supposed to take the Viagra BEFORE bringing the stripper to the cemetary.

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41 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 4:48 PM

Was the stripper also a Phillies fan?

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42 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 4:49 PM

They should have fired the secretary for being a gossipy bitch who can't mind her own business.

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43 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 4:55 PM

22 FTW.

44 Posted by Nigel Tufnel | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 5:00 PM

David,

Whether that was the first thing that came to your mind, or whether you think that really sums it all up, that was very funny. Good show brother.

Nigel

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45 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 5:07 PM

I actually agree with 42.

The guy is a bit of a bum, though.

46 Posted by Sheriff of Rock Ridge | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 6:26 PM

Roland

Don't let PE fool you about going to Rick's Cabaret in New York. It is a front for a gay men's club. PE already was exposed on this. In fact, he might slip you some roofies, get you knocked out, then knocked up after he consumes the Viagara. Better off staying with the Southern Belles.

Peace.

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47 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 7:07 PM

Wow, a sex scandal involving a straight Republican. I guess there is a first time for everything...

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48 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 8:51 PM

This would never happen in Texas

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49 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 11:40 PM

Look at the syphilitic sore on his cheek. I think the stripper gave him that little keepsake.

50 Posted by Andrew Dhuey | Permalink Friday, October 30, 2009 11:45 PM

The guy gets fired for this? He wasn't even charged with a crime, much less convicted. Sure, we can have a pretty good idea about what the likely arrangement was, but if that kind of out-of-office behavior warrants dismissal, then we'd have about 1/4 fewer prosecutors.

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