A Holiday-Themed Caption Contest (or Contests)

Now that Thanksgiving is behind us, it’s time to shift into holiday season mode. Let’s do that with a caption contest. Here’s the photo:

This time the rules are a little different. We’re going to have not one but two contests. The first contest will be a traditional ATL caption contest — put your suggested captions in the comments.
The second contest will involve our upcoming Holiday Happy Hour, taking place this coming Wednesday in D.C., and sponsored by Applied Discovery. We will accept entries from the attendees.
Nominations for both contests will be accepted until Wednesday, December 2, at 11:59 p.m. We will pick our favorite suggested captions from each pool — the comments on this post, and the submissions at the party — and let you, the readers, vote for a winner in each. Good luck!
P.S. If you’d like to RSVP for the happy hour, please fill out this form. Please note that space is limited and that the invitation list is controlled by the event sponsor, Applied Discovery (not Above the Law). Thanks!
UPDATE: The winners of both contests will receive Amazon Kindles, courtesy of Applied Discovery.
Above the Law + Applied Discovery Holiday Happy Hour

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