Welcome back to “The Pile Up” caption contest. We presented ATL readers with this photo and asked for possible captions:
With over 500 entries, we felt as if we were living the horror of the photo. But we waded through the submissions and whittled them down to our top ten. Check out our favorites and vote for the best one after the jump.
There were many funny entries, but we favored those with a legal bent. Here are our “Pile Up” finalists.
A. Kathy Henry’s Office
B. We are not currently conducting any 3L hiring, but we will keep your resume on file as our needs change.
C. Thomas M. Cooley law school’s world renowned library
D. Amy was sorry now that she took those three days of vacation.
E. Prior to joining our firm, John was a two-time champion on the national Jenga circuit.
F. Partner to associate: “I just need a little help with a small assignment, won’t take long…”
G. Layoff Avoidance Strategy #150: Hoard Work
H. The firm tried to solve the problem by offering some of the books $60,000 to go away.
I. In an effort to to get more work out of Elie, his firm used to tell him that there were probably some donuts under the pile of documents he needed to review.
J. CHECK YOU HARD COPIES TOO!
Voting ends Sunday at midnight. We’ll bring you the winner and the back story on the photo on Monday.
Earlier: ATL Caption Contest: The Pile Up