Racial Discrimination and Sexual Harassment — With a Cucumber? — Alleged at Williams Mullen
Williams Mullen is a prominent Richmond-based law firm that is “100 years strong,” according to its website. For 18 of those years, Vietnam native Hanh Nguyen Allgood, 53, was a case manager for the firm. She left in March 2007.
Apparently, the departure was not “all good” with her. She has filed a $950,000 lawsuit against the firm, alleging discrimination and sexual harassment, according to Style Weekly.
Litigation partner Robert Eicher bears the brunt of Allgood’s sexual harassment allegations. According to her complaint [PDF], he asked when he first met her whether “her vagina was vertical or horizontal,” a reference to “a horrible racial slur bandied about by some American soldiers during the Viet Nam War contending that Vietnamese women had vertical vaginas.”
And then there was the cucumber incident….
UPDATE: A statement from the firm has been added after the jump.
From Allgood’s complaint:
In late September 2006, Eicher touched Allgood in a sexual manner. The incident occurred while she was riding the elevator in Defendant’s offices. Eicher entered the elevator and saw Allgood standing in it alone. He stepped on to the elevator.When the doors closed, Eicher pretended to be sad and depressed. He asked Allgood for a hug. When she complied, he pressed his genital area against Allgood’s left thigh. Allgood felt something hard pressing against her thigh and attempted to pull away from him. Eicher held Allgood tighter to prevent her from pulling away, and pressed his genital area against her thigh even harder. Allgood was horrified. She pushed him away and stepped back. In response, Eicher laughed and pulled a cucumber out of his pants pocket.
Who wants some tzatziki sauce?
According to one of our tipsters, Eicher is the firm’s ethics guy. According to his bio, he is chair of the Virginia State Bar’s Disciplinary Board. According to Allgood, Eicher’s a bit confused when it comes to the appropriateness of the cucumber-in-a-box hoax:
Several female employees informed Allgood that they were also the victims of the “cucumber incident.”
Eicher is not the only partner at Williams Mullen making offensive remarks, according to Allgood. Employment law partner Douglas Nabhan harassed her with racist remarks, she alleges:
27. Allgood frequently brought home-cooked meals to the Firm for its annual holiday parties. Douglas Nabhan, a Firm partner, often made racially derogatory comments about Allgood’s meals insinuating that she prepared her meals with dogs and cats. He would often joke publicly at the Firm holiday party “the population of dogs and cats in your town dropped dramatically last night” when referring to Allgood’s meals.28. Nabhan also referred to Allgood’s ex-husband as “the wet back” because he is
Hispanic.29. Unfortunately, Nabhan was not the only Firm partner who made offensive ethnic
slurs and comments to and about Allgood. Eicher often asked Allgood whether she ate “dog fricassee,” “rice paddies” or “rats” for dinner. He also referred to Allgood as “black pajama” on a regular basis.
Allgood also claims age discrimination. You can read the complaint in full here.
Style Weekly reports that this is not Williams Mullen’s first brush with complaints of discrimination:
The suit comes on the heels of discrimination claims at Williams Mullen. Late last year, six former employees and one employee still on the job filed discrimination claims with the U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission alleging a hostile work environment and unequal terms and conditions of employment. All charges were dismissed.
Charges dismissed, eh? Perhaps the firm is cool as a cucumber about this lawsuit then. We’ve reached out to the firm and are waiting for a promised statement.
UPDATE: Williams Mullen’s Vice Chair, Jim Meath, gave Above the Law the following statement:
The EEOC has dismissed her discrimination claim yet she has pursued this course of action. Williams Mullen is committed to a policy of non-discrimination, anti-harassment, and equal employment opportunities for all employees and applicants for employment. The Firm condemns discrimination and harassment in any form in the workplace and recognizes its duty to provide all employees with an environment free from such conduct.
Allgood v Williams Mullen complaint.pdf
Suit Alleges Harassment at Williams Mullen [Style Weekly]
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Why would you say that my school's not accredited! You're such a stupid idiot!
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“a horrible racial slur bandied about by some American soldiers during the Viet Nam War contending that Vietnamese women had vertical vaginas.”
This is exactly backward, it goes the other way around. Vertical is how they are supposed to be.
"a horrible racial slur bandied about by some American soldiers during the Viet Nam War contending that Vietnamese women had vertical vaginas."
Umm . . . I can't say that my sexual experience is exhaustive, but, uh, don't all women have vertical vaginas? I'm pretty sure I remember that.
This firm sounds hilarious.
"bandied about by some American soldiers during the Viet Nam War contending that Vietnamese women had vertical vaginas."
I hope someone set the record straight and made clear that Vietnamese women have horizontal vaginas.
"a horrible racial slur . . . contending that Vietnamese women had vertical vaginas"
???
This is why I look down on Southerners. They're a backward, barbaric people. I often fantasize about what the country would be like if the South hadn't lost the Civil War. But then, I imagine what it would be like for minorities living there, and I think maybe it's worth the sacrifice.
Take it away, Spinal Tap shticks.
I thought they were all vertical, have I been missing something?
Honestly, everything alleged is funny as hell.
maybe Allgood really does have a horizontal vagina and thought that was the norm.
11 - The cucumber gag might be funny when you're in junior high. Leaving aside the sexual harassment aspect of it, the firm should be held liable for his terrible and sophomoric sense of humor.
8- Go rent the Satire "C.S.A.: The Confederate States of America"
The Spinal Tap poster will have an easy time commenting on this post.
"a horrible racial slur . . . contending that Vietnamese women had vertical vaginas"
Um... they do... my fiance is Vietnamese
UC Davis schtick = Funniest. Thing. Ever.
8: Yes, this type of thing never happens anywhere else in the country. It is a good thing this type of reprehensible behavior is geographically contained.
Just in: Williams Mullen named Cucumber Law Firm of the Year 2009.
You know, they're really going to have to start using the metal detector wands on those partners before they get on the elevator.
At my platform-shoe firm, we once had a problem like this with our managing partner Derrick. Then during a business trip last fall, TSA really put him in line. He was walking funny when he came out of the strip search room.
Such a fine line between stupid and clever. What do you think, Nigel?
13, vos también la tenés adentro...
pics or she wasnt sexually harassed.
19 - lmao
16: Should be your *fiancee* not fiance.
This would never happen in Texas.
I don't know. Is mine vertical or horizontal? Buy my video "Inside Carrie Prejean" and find out. Remember only the copy with my signature on the bottom is the official version. Please do not violate my copyrights.
XOXO
Carrie Prejean.
24: 16 here.... yeah, I can't spell for shit, thankfully I have spell check at work :)
I think I'm with 12. I always thought the "horizontal vagina" thing was a horrible racial slur, but now she's got me all confused. And intrigued!
I don't see a problem with any of this.
25 is right, in Texas we don't need cucumbers.
First, she is lucky enough to have a job, but then to have a job in a place where the partners seem to have a well developed sense of humor!!?? She hit the employment jackpot.
Also, they probably hired her under the belief that Asians do not complain about anything. Therefore, it is actually William Mullens that has the cause of action.
The complaint also refers to Vietnam as "Viet Nam." I hope she isn't paying her attorney's much otherwise shes going to have a hard time paying for that elective surgery to fix her "vertical vagina."
Kash is a female, no? Shouldn't she know the layout of a vagina? Why no comment from her regarding this conundrum? And why does she always post such lame (though admittedly humorous) stories?
I date them to change their firm name to Williams, Mullen & Cucumber!
My cuke is bigger than yours.
Kash just dropped a big hint about the orientation of her hoo hoo.
My penis is both vertical and horizontal? But not at the same time.
Check out the aggressive pantsuit-on-steps picture of plaintiff's counsel:
http://www.theonealfirm.com
Note: all other pictures have nothing to do with the firm - they are stock photos. Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
I do have vertical vagina, soldiers say truth. Do U.S.A. woman have flat vagina? I so confuse...
Boys will be boys, I always say.
I am actually in the elevator and pounding Robert Eicher in the ass right now with an extra-large cucumber.
Hanh Nguyen Allgood
Racial discrimination AND sexual harassment?
Can't...contain...myself...
[ *** walrus O-face *** ]
Williams Mullen must be a horrible place to work. If the best piece of ass in the office is a 50 something year old vietnamese chick the pickings be WAAAAAAAAAAAY slim.
Jesus, I've got to get hired by this firm. These guys are hysterical and chill. Why so uptight, Ms. Allgood?
Thanks for the link, 38. Does this law firm hire models? Not a dog in the bunch -- male or female!
So... Eicher walks around all day with a cucumber in his pocket?
Where is Mrs. Lat when you need a shtick to provide an expert opinion?
FAKE. The elevator would have to start 30 stories up in order to give an old man enough time to get it up... AND no one else would have gotten on in those 30 floors to interrupt the commotion? I think not.
Maybe he was popping Cialis in his office beforehand, but that sounds like a lot of preparation.
Fake.
48-
Maybe it was a cucumber, not an erect penis?
gotta admit that the cucumber shit is hilarious. who wouldn't want to work in a place with dudes that awesome? reminds me of when michael scott hugged pam with the "chunky" bar in his pocket. LOL. why can't people just take a freaking joke (particularly one this funny)? the dog joke was pretty funny too. chill out.
gotta admit that the cucumber shit is hilarious. who wouldn't want to work in a place with dudes that awesome? reminds me of when michael scott hugged pam with the "chunky" bar in his pocket. LOL. why can't people just take a freaking joke (particularly one this funny)? the dog joke was pretty funny too. chill out.
Vietnamese do have sideways vaginas, it's true. Whats wrong with that? I Flew a Navy F-4 (stationed on the USS Enteprise, 1971) and when i dropped Iron on those huts, the bodies flew up right onto the cockpit glass.
English cucumbers can grow as long as 2 feet (0.61 m). They are nearly seedless, have a delicate skin which is pleasant to eat, and are sometimes marketed as “Burpless”, because the seeds and skin of other varieties of cucumbers can give some people gas[citation needed].
East Asian cucumbers are mild, slender, deep green, and have a bumpy, ridged skin. They can be used for slicing, salads, pickling, etc., and are available year-round.
Mediterranean cucumbers are small, smooth-skinned and mild. Like the English cucumber, Mediterranean cucumbers are nearly seedless.
'Armenian cucumbers' (also known as yard long) has very long ribbed fruit with a thin skin that does not require peeling, but is not technically a cucumber.
Persian Cucumber, better known as Mini seedless cucumbers, available from Canada during the summer, and all year-round from the Dominican. Increasing its popularity 30 to 40% a year. Easy to cut on average 5-8 in. long.
Beit Alpha cucumbers are small, sweet cucumbers adapted to the dry climate of the Middle East
Pickling cucumbers - Although any cucumber can be pickled, commercial pickles are made from cucumbers specially bred for uniformity of length-to-diameter ratio and lack of voids in the flesh.
Slicers grown commercially for the North American market are generally longer, smoother, more uniform in color, and have a much tougher skin. Slicers in other countries are smaller and have a thinner, more delicate skin.
In North America, the term “wild cucumber” refers to manroot.
Kash, do you have a horizontal vagina?
Eicher is an amateur. If I want to feel "Allgood," I just go over to Rick's Cabaret for an hour. Why would this oaf expose his firm by carrying a cucumber in his pants? What kind of Donald Duck outfit is Williams Mullen?
- Viet Nam as two words is correct. Google is your friend.
- When you're standing, your vagina is vertical. When you're lying down, it's horizontal. The vagina is horizontal in the standing position for quadrapedal species. My vagina is right now quasi-vertical. And the Viet Cong didn't put a razor box in it to catch soldiers. I hope you have a nice day and a nice vagina.
- None of the allegations surprise me or that the partners thought it's still okay to suggest an ethnic Vietnamese woman is cooking up meals with cats and dogs. It clearly wouldn't be okay to joke about an African American man making a quick meal by using a porch monkey. But for some reason, folks aren't as "clear" that similar "jokes" about Asians=slurs. Hence, continued mainstream stuff like "Is he Gay or is He Asian" (popular men's magazine) and Miley Cyrus et al making "ching chong" faces into the camera and then getting pissed off when Asians dare complain. Or the annoying old store in NYC with "Me Love Vietnam Long Time" advertising.
I love the smell of prejudice in the morning. Hi Lat.
53--Because some shit you just can't makeup--DISCUSS
If Allgood can't handle the humour, she should stay home. Too bad her wetback husband can't support her.
That is a perfectly fair question. I didn't know the answer until I banged my first asian while I was fratting it up in Ithaca. There are lots of hot, innocent, unsuspecting asians wandering around up there. Welcome to America. Turns out their vaginas are not horizontal, but nevertheless quite pleasurable. It's really no big deal.
CORNELL FRAT STUD
Asian chicks are "yellow cabs" -- all a white guy's gotta do is stand on a street corner and raise his hand to get inside one.
Guys at my high school used to harass the girls in the elevator with cucumbers all the time. It was no big deal.
Guys at my high school used to harass the girls in the elevator with cucumbers all the time. It was no big deal.
Okay. There is just something wrong with lawyers in the underarm of Virginia or anywhere in S. Carolina. North Carolina had banks once, and they taught the rednecks some civility.
Williams Mullin should be ashamed. Especially if this turd was their ethics gru.
It strikes me that Ms. Allgood must have a Virginia lawyer representing her. Maybe from Hutton Williams or thus such. She ought to be asking for much more than $950k.
63 - nice spelling, moron.
63 - nice spelling, moron.
That Eicher is one ugly, nasty motherfucker. That he'd pull a gross old man and start sexually harassing surbordinates wouldn't be a surprise based on his ugly, ugly face.
However, I do not purport to know whether these allegations are true. Honestly though, what an ugly piece of shit this guy is.
8, you ask what would have happened if the South hadn't "lost the war." You do realize, don't you, that the South NEVER wanted war and that it was the North which declared war on a handful of states which were attempting to peacefully leave the Union?
In fact, if it WASN'T for the war, Lincoln would have enshrined slavery in our Constitution. True story. Revisionist history professors have hid this from us.
Finally, if Lincoln had simply left the South alone, approximately 620,000 people would not have been killed. Imagine how many descendants that would have resulted in today.
EVERYWHERE in the Western World, slavery ended without mass death. Lincoln unjustifiably killed hundreds of thousands -- not over slavery -- but in a quest to increase the power of the presidency. Simple as that. He was as close to a tyrant totalitarian as we've ever had in this country, although Obama is giving him a run for his money. Remember, Lincoln is Obama's idol.
“[A] horrible racial slur bandied about by some American soldiers during the Viet Nam War contending that Vietnamese women had vertical vaginas.”
Geometry FAIL
Dude has that crazy, fucked up pervert look in his eye. I hope he gets raped in jail.
56: Obviously a woman, and obviously clueless. Having the interior of the vagina be horizontal does not make sense. The "slur" is in reference to the supposed horiztonal orientation of the opening of the vagina -- i.e., leg-to-leg instead of bellybutton to butthole. Capiche?
"Eicher often asked Allgood whether she ate “dog fricassee,” “rice paddies” or “rats” for dinner. He also referred to Allgood as “black pajama” on a regular basis."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ... oh man.... HAHAHAHA HAHAHHAHAHA ... GOOD GOD! This is gold.
Unfortunately, Dixie denizens continue to inbreed.
Guy sounds almost perverted enough to be a Latham partner.
How can anyone not think the cucumber thing is great?
At Camp Douglas in Chicago, Lincoln set up a concentration camp for Confederate prisoners. It looked like Auschwitz. From Wikipedia:
"It is estimated that from 1862–1865, more than 6,000 Confederate prisoners died from disease, starvation, and the bitter cold winters. The largest number of prisoners held at any one time was 12,000 in December, 1864. Eventually, over 26,000 Confederate soldiers passed through the prison camp. Accounts vary as to precise numbers. According to '80 Acres of Hell', a television documentary produced by the A&E Network and the The History Channel, the reason for the uncertainty is that many records were intentionally destroyed after the war."
IS this Nazi Germany, or Lincoln's Camp Douglas? It's the latter:
http://docsouth.unc.edu/fpn/copley/copley76a.jpg
http://www.greerswest.org/images/places/CampDouglas.jpg
You lost me when you described this firm as "prominent."
Bwhwhahahahahahahahaha.
My cucumber is prominent.
Where is Shafeef when we need him most?
75 - good.
Count III of the complaint is for "Age Discrimination" but it cites to Title VII, 42 USC 2000e et seq., instead of citing to the Age Discrimination in Employment Act, 29 USC 621-634.
Title VII does NOT cover age discrimination!
What time does Lat go to the dentist??? Tooth Hurtee
This cucumber hoax is hilarious.
It's a great day to be at Williams Mullen!
I am confused, do cucumbers fit better in horizontal vaginas?
You Americans are so funny with this racist stuff- If I come to your country, will you beat me with vegetables?
Gonna use my connections to make them lose clients :)
Now I have a reason.
Obama sucks ass
75 - Southerners are trash. That is all.
This is really horrible if he did that "joke" What an idiot
86 - quit stating the obvious.
However, what you may not know is that when taking breaks from ruining the country - he likes to lick sweaty goat balls.
I treat the mouth of a vietnamese girl as if it is her vagina. As I hold the back of her head and thrust, it appears to me to be a horizontal vagina.
89, I also heard that he installed a vibrating shower wand in the W. House to stick in between his butt cheeks after a long round of golf.
But that doesn't detract from the fact that he is the best president ever - after all . . . he's black.
I'm sure the slope bitch liked boom boom just like all the slants over there. As for eating dogs, I can remember watching slope bitches eating the small pieces right out of the assholes of any dog that happened along. The best part, though, was putting a whole clip into the zipperheads. You could make it vert or horizontal, but the blood would spurt everywhere. Cool man. I really miss the war. You could do anything you wanted over there to those bitches. If they didn't like it, you just put them down for the count.
Kash, is your vagina vertical or horizontal?
If Vietnamese women DON'T have vertical vaginas, then how was Lat's mom able to push his gargantuan head out of the birth canal?? Exactly.
24 hours later, the UC Davis kids are still feeding the trolls
http://abovethelaw.com/2009/11/uc_davis_law_students_get_it_on.php?show=comments#comments
Who gives a shit whether my pussy is vertical or horizontal?
The fact is it got me a job in NYC Biglaw for which I was completely unqualified.
I have now landed at Katten NYC....where I make more than 200k a year.....not bad, considering I should be making 55k at some ID sweatshop like most of my TTT law grad friends.
Regards,
Katten NYC pussy pass Associate
86 - you're wrong. just look at all he has accomplished. my children and my children's children will be feeling the effects of the O presidency for a looooonnnnngggggggg time.
Over 90 posts, and still no input from Affirmative Walrus? I need his wise counsel as to how I should feel about this!
PC CONFUSED.
Look, partners can do anything they want. They own the firm. They own the associates, and they own the staff. If a partner wants to fuck a secretary in the elevator, then that's his right. The secretary can just quit if she doesn't want to do it. Same for associates. They are just meat, there to be eaten or tossed out at the partners discretion.
ooo partnuh man, u rike dis? me ruv u rong time if u give me jobby jobby.
And these are the people associates are expecting to review them and promote them with fairness and care.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Screwed!
It's raining cats and dogs outside.
FUCK B.O.
That is all i have to say about that sorry excuse for a teleprompter reader.
75,
Camp commandant, Rudolf Höss, testified at the Nuremberg Trials that up to 3 million people had died at Auschwitz. Jews in Auschwitz, not only died from poor conditions, but were intentionally slaughtered by the Nazis.
Lincolns confederate prison was bad, but it does not compare to the horrors of Auschwitz.
"You guys ought to do a story on me suntahm,"
"Why should we do a story about you?"
"Cause I'm so fuckin good, ,'n that
ain't no shit neither. Got me one hunnert 'n
fifty-se'en gooks kilt. 'N' fifty caribou. Them're all certified,"
"Ever shoot any women or children?"
"Suntahms."
"How can you do that?"
"Easy - you just don't lead "em so much.
Harharhar."
98 - are you trolling, or just retardedz?
The girl who I get my massages from has a horizontal v. Little weird, but other than that she seems normal.
Oh, I've got one. A Mexican, a Vietnamese, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here."
Googles "horizontal vagina." This is all i could find:
A man picks up a Chinese hooker as she's taking him upstairs he asks, "Is it true Oreintal women have a horizontal vagina?
She looks at him and says, "Why do you play harmonica?"
This whole story is a troll. in fact most of the stories on this site are trolls. After all, the only thing worth reading are the comments, and who doesn't prefer a lively discussion of cucumbers and horizontal vagina gags to depressing layoff news. I'm also always bemused when I see partners at my firm reading or referring to a story from the site. This content seems too juvenile for middle-aged men to be reading on a regular basis.
108, how have I lived for this long and never heard that one?
True, I didn't even read the story.... or most of the comments, actually.... just like to see my words online...
111 - It was in 'Gran Torino.' A terrific fucking movie, if I may say so.
- 108
Umm, just because the EEOC does not find cause doesn't mean that the claim was "dismissed" or that the claim lacks merit.
I'm renting Gran Torino on saturday, and possibly recreating my own live-action version of it on sunday.
Thanks,
- 111
What do you call two Vietnamese in a '68 Dodge Charger?
....
...
The gooks of hazzard!
Um, 67, you do realize that slavery was already in the Constitution before Lincoln took office, right? So I'm afraid that I don't understand your claim that he would have enshrined slavery in the Constitution had it NOT been for the Civil War.
No more boom boom for this Baby-san.
I think what she's trying to say is that you Richmond boys pack too much veggie.
I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and fuck their horizontal vaginae with my thick green cuke.
My cuke is definitely born again hard.
What we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Virginia Cucumber. But it ain't too goddamned beau coup.
117, the words "slave" and "slavery" are not in the Constitution. Lincoln didn't have a problem with it at all. He would have kept it going for many years, and likely would have affirmatively put it in there.
But BECAUSE the South attempted to peacefully leave the Union (over taxes and an increasingly power federal government), Lincoln suddenly saw "freeing the slaves" as a means to create social upheaval in the South. He knew it could wreck their economy, create turmoil, etc. There wasn't some "moral" component to the emancipation proclamation.
So in reality, the South's effort led to the freeing of the slaves. Something that would have happened soon anyway (as it was all over the globe), but Lincoln decided to kill 620,000 people in the process.
The history were were all taught is far from reality.
-- A Northerner and descendant of Union forces
#8 comment.....have you ever thought he was a transplant and not a southerner......boy you are as bad as him
118 - That should be "no more cuke-cuke for this baby san."
when I was in 'nam, man all we did was smoke killer weed, and fuck 12 year old girls . . . and that was at last years' partner retreat. bill u.
I thought anyone who fucked a gook was too lazy to masterbate.
I like "'Armenian cucumbers' (also known as yard long) has very long ribbed fruit with a thin skin that does not require peeling, but is not technically a cucumber. " Because the are "ribbed" for my pleasure and because they are "techinically not a cucumber". Watch my video for the whole story.
Carrie Prejean
The horizontal vagina crack is a lot like Asian horizontal slit eyes. How has nobody made the connection yet?
129 - EVERYONE has made that connection. That's why the joke (such as it is) exists in the first place. RUFS?
I hope you are trolling.
I'm confused does that mean their pussies are more like a hot dog bun or a hamburger bun. Please explain.
everyone knows asians have horizontal vaginas and straight pubic hair
Why is pubic hair curly?
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Because otherwise you'd poke your girlfriend's eyes out.
my cucumber is often horizontal
This story is way better than the serilaized fiction story.
How do you know it wasn't a cucumber that later pickled?
Moar cucumber bareback
I bet she tickled his pickle
So did she pick a peck of pickled peckers?
LOLZ: I found a video of this pickle woman!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSCotdOh5WY
Is this woman a lesbian? Or does she just not like cucumbers?
If I partner offered me a cucumber I'd take it home and make cold dog soup with it.
--Not Lat's Mom.
After my wife passed away in 2002, I went through a grieving period that involved dating women from all types of ethnic origins. Bereavement can be expressed in many forms. I recall in December of 2002, I met Mimi, a 32 year old woman from Vietnam. She was a widow so we bonded naturally. Mimi had a body that conjured images of a young Mae West. During our intimate encounters, Mimi would squeal "too beacoup." She was a very passionate lady. I almost wish I had gone to 'Nam instead of going to law school. Then again, I didn't get my cucumber blown up in some opium field. Moral of the story: the grass will always be greener on the other side.
PE, your wife passed from choking on my 17" of too beau coup black dick.
She liked it so much that she actually choked *herself* to death on it.
If you haven't seen the "pickle surprise" video, it's a classic... an oddly disturbing and random classic, but a must see. I almost feel for this woman now:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWn7zbgxZ4
Is this what this site has come to: Carrie Prejean, a not-so-subtle pro-affirmative action agenda, a less subtle pro-gay agenda, and EEO complaints.
How about some real stories with some real interviews on what the likelihood of some practice areas ever recovering are?
It's not like the signs of another meltdown aren't everywhere. http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/12/business/global/12shipping.html?_r=5&ref=business
This stuff is hilarious. I wish I worked there, it sounds a lot more fun than a lot of other law firms.
Technically this is safe for work (no nudity at all, no sound) but she IS enjoying this cucumber (from the neck up):
http://www.guba.com/watch/3000021985
UVA grad. Typical.
A Phillipino guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "hey, where'd you get that?"
The parrot responds, "haven't you BEEN to Canal Street? There's millions of 'em!"
This comment is addressed to post no. 143.
You cannot count the 13" penis that is currently lodged in your rectum towards your overall penile size. That is all.
Hey Elie, is Lat's mangina round or slanted?
Obama is a half breed homo
152, this is so true that none other than Cher wrote a song about it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxoWto09Oyg
145 - your link doesn't work.
56, me so sally. Me love you rong time.
I love Affirmative Walrus. The cutest.
i dont get the cucumber thing...what pleasure could you derive from rubbing a cucumber on a women...in an elevator...while supposedly hugging??!
how does a Vietnamese woman married to a Hispanic man acquire the surname "Allgood"?
157 - no pleasure whatsoever. That's why this is a harmless joke.
The man in the black pajamas...worthy F'N adversary.
153,
Disgusting that you know that terrible, terrible song.
149, you should be ashamed of yourself for butchering a classic joke. It's a black guy, not a Filipino, and it's Africa, not Canal Street. Geez.
We need to bomb insecure people back to the stoneage!
-DOJ Secure
Was the cucumber wrapped in aluminum foil? At least Derek Smalls had the good sense not to rub his groin against the female screener who was monitoring the airport metal detector. This guy Eicher sounds like an amateur.
Let me also join those confused by the reference to horizontal vaginas. In my experience, they only become horizontal when the woman lays on her side.
"I'm sure the slope bitch liked boom boom just like all the slants over there. As for eating dogs, I can remember watching slope bitches eating the small pieces right out of the assholes of any dog that happened along. The best part, though, was putting a whole clip into the zipperheads. You could make it vert or horizontal, but the blood would spurt everywhere. Cool man. I really miss the war. You could do anything you wanted over there to those bitches. If they didn't like it, you just put them down for the count."
Wow. Nice blog you have here, Mr. Lat. Stuff like this is real important to free speech. Wouldn't want to chill that important stuff. Have fun.
True story. A former colleague once attended a deposition where the personal injury plaintiff's medical records (unrelated to the injury claim) showed that he was admitted to the emergency room to have a condom-covered zucchini removed from his rectum. Funniest part may have been that he put a condom on the zucchini. The plaintiff heard defense counsel joking about it in the hallways during a break and felt so embarrassed that he called off the deposition for the day. Oh, and the plaintiff was married.
166, time to settle that case for whatever the pervert can get. As a former defense attorney who tried over 100 jury trials to verdict, I can tell you that only a jury in San Francisco would give the guy anything.
75: your use of wikipedia lends extreme credibility to your argument. the next time i want to compare a president to a man who methodically mass-murdered millions, I will be sure to first check wikipedia to support my argument.
167 - Good guess. It was a case in San Francisco. This was back in the early 1990s, but I'll never forget it because it was so damn funny. I really doubt the evidence would have been admissible, however, as the injury claim was asbestosis. Most of those cases settle anyway. 166
Nigel's post is hilarious
Eicher is the head of WM's ethics committee. Is there such a thing as a "fourth tier toilet"? If so, WM to FTT!
Thinking more about this, I must say that Eicher has completely missed the point of putting vegetables in one's trousers, which is to impress women and lure them into bed under false pretenses. By the time they discover that you're not so large after all, both of you are naked and either you're on top of her or she's on top of you. Where is she going to go at that point? Nowhere? Exactly. Pulling out the cucumber in an elevator and laughing about it is a total waste of what can be an effective pickup move.
Douglas Nabhan sounds like a really fine employment lawyer. Referring to the plaintiff's former husband as a "wet back" and joking that she cooked dogs and cats? Is he trying to generate defense work for his competitors?
All of you do realize that these are just allegations, right?
This responds to my husband's post at 142.
Wilfred has, over the years, "dated" a number of women and men of different ethnic origins. Wilfred dates by having a manservant named Billingsley go to a disreputable section of the city with Wilfred's allowance in hand, Billingsley walks past various lost souls offering to sell sex for money like a modern day slave auction and ultimately Billingsley makes a choice and transports Wilfred's "date" for the evening to a small hotel where the date proceeds for 15 to 30 minutes.
I cannot say that I have met the young woman "Mimi" Wilfred mentions although it seems unlikely that a vietnamese women would in any way resemble Mae West. Regardless, from my experiences with Wilfred years ago, it is extremely unlikely the young lady said "too beaucoup" (Wilfred was never any good at French). More likely she demanded "two buck you!" for her tawdry services.
And I most assuredly have not "passed away" but one member of the family soon will wish he had.
Wilhemina Sullivan Emeritus
Virginia is horizontal
I find her complaint pretty credible, but i can't tell you how many times i felt that reading the complaint only to watch the defense quietly demolish the plaintiff.
btw, she hired another lawyer? wtf is with that. i always take that as a silent confession that you don't believe in yourself.
177 - what do you mean she hired another lawyer? Are you questioning her having hired a lawyer to represent her? Please explain.
177 - confused by your second comment; ATL story says that she was a "case manager" and complaint describes her as a "records manager"...so she is not a lawyer herself
Lol at the idiots in this thread that think sexual harassment and racism are unique to the South. Happens everywhere, Boston is the most racist place I've lived.
A sense of humor, however, apparently does not exist everywhere.
177 / 179 - Do you believe that if she were a lawyer she should be representing herself?
181 - No, but that's what 177 seems to be saying with his reference to her having "hired another lawyer." I would never represent myself, even though I'm a lawyer (unless, I suppose, no lawyer would take my case and I thought it was still worth pursuing). I merely posted to point out that 177 seems to be operating under the mistaken assumption that she is a lawyer. 179
These guys just seem a little too cock-sure.
These guys just seem a little too cock-sure.
182 - why not represent yourself?
185 - I mean in a case like this one. There's too much emotion involved, such that I think it's wiser to have independent counsel. Same with a divorce.
185 et al. -
Where do you people come from? Clearly not law or common sense. Lawyering 101: never represent yourself in any case involving $$ and/or emotion. This has both.
Let's play a game. Go to www.williamsmullen.com/attorneys/ and try to find a minority equity partner (or associate for that matter). They exist, but it may take you a while.
This site officially sucks now.
75 -
If you did some further research about Civil War prison camps, I'm sure you would have come across the largest and ressponsible for the most deaths was Andersonville in Georgia in which almost 13,000 Union soldiers. Why did you choose Camp Douglas? Are you by chance from the south?
Robert Eicher probably is none too happy these days. Williams Mullins should have stopped this complaint before it was filed.
32 - Feel better? Who cares??? In any event, Vietnam can be written both ways!
It would just be easier if the firm administrators would notify female applicants in job interviews about the harrassment they will experience as a result of working in a older male-dominated law firm.
Has a female support person ever worked at any law firm where there weren't these kinds of issues? It gets tiresome having to deal with these horny dirty old men all the time.
Complaining is no solution. Nothing ever gets done because these horny toads are the partners.
And as all topless dancers know getting angry at these guys to their face just turns them on.
I'll be a partner within two years at a mid-size law firm and I actively lobby for attractive female staff to be hired. There is nothing worse than having to look at heinous whales all day while performing stressful work. Female attorneys/law students, I can do without, so I actively lobby against their candidacies.
The above case is just an unfortunate case of a staff member not knowing their place and, as such, is a relative anomaly.
Truth be told, post #99 is spot-on. Hanh Allgood is not this firm's only victim. These powers that be should hang their heads in shame, but they won't. She's just one in a relatively long line - just has more "pit-bull" in her than others. If there's truth that what goes 'round comes 'round ... looks like things are indeed finally comin' 'round.
Guys at my old law firm used to rub their cucumbers against female employees all the time. It was no big dill.
William A. Kennedy-Las Vegas lawyer
lawyers are expected to behave in a decent and responsible manner especially toward their colleagues. this kind of behavior puts the law profession in a bad light
194 - You sound like a real dick. Pretty similar to the bigshot assholes mentioned in the story! I'm sure I wouldn't want to see YOUR slobbering fat ass around the office all day...
I hope Allgood wins in her lawsuit. I am so sick and tired of racist lawyers who unfortunately represent major banks and corporations and lack pure humanistic and decent qualities. It's no wonder that this country has so many economic, and housing problems. Look who America's major players are giving their advice from.
I hope Allgood wins in her lawsuit. I am so sick and tired of racist lawyers who unfortunately represent major banks and corporations and lack pure humanistic and decent qualities. It's no wonder that this country has so many economic, and housing problems. Look who America's major players are getting their advice from.
I hope Allgood wins in her lawsuit. I am so sick and tired of racist lawyers who unfortunately represent major banks and corporations and lack pure humanistic and decent qualities. It's no wonder that this country has so many economic, and housing problems. Look who America's major players are getting their advice from.
Anotherday on Paradise at Williams Mullen !!!!!
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