Non-Sequiturs: 11.25.09

* This lawsuit is pretty awesome: flip the bird to a cop, collect $50,000 (okay, $10,000 after attorneys’ fees; but still, pretty awesome). [Gawker]
* Speaking of the bird, here’s one presidential pardon that won’t be controversial. [Washington Whispers via Wonkette]
* We didn’t get that this was satire until we looked at the comments. [Simple Justice]
* Don’t impersonate someone in an internet forum, unless you’d like to get sued. [New York Personal Injury Law Blog]
* Who says judges can’t slash mortgage principal? But stay tuned for an appeal. [New York Post]

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