HAHAHAHAHHHAHA Lat you graduated from Yale and THIS is your career HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA SO MUCH FOR HAVIN IT MADE

_Cardozo 3L SECURE NON-BLOGGER HAHAHAHA

So, if Elie didn't fail the bar, and he supposedly practiced in New York for two years (at least), why wasn't he ever admitted in New York? Was he admitted somewhere else? To me, that's a fair question for a guy who is constantly publicly maligning others.

Police are searching for the 70 year old geezer bandit.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34019893/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/?GT1=43001

The health-care surcharge cannot be a tax because President Obama promised during his campaign not to raise taxes on people making under $250,000. No worries.

Also, President Obama promised in his speech before Congress that his health-care bill will not add "one penny" to the deficit. Rest assured.

Relax, guys. The rich will pay for it. They owe it to us.

TAXES/DEFICIT SECURE

if you google search kash performing various specific and graphic sexual manuevers, you end up quite frequently at the ATL march madness article for some reason.

10 Million page views? Must be the reason for giving all the relevant information "after the jump." Double your page view count and sell those cooked numbers to advertisers.

Everyone take note of this comment before it is secretly removed.

srsly, more evidence that the people who post here are deranged.

Affirmative Walrus is actually far more articulate and lucid than most of the conservative pundits and talkers in the right-wing media universe.

You know, I don't really recall. Starts with an S! Let's see. Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?

You know, I don't really recall. Starts with an S! Let's see. Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?

Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S, though.

3, I suspect that Elie was not able to get through the character and fitness part of the admission process, even if he did pass the bar. Maybe he was harmed by the political corruption issues relating to one Elie Mystal Sr.

I, FOR ONE, AM DISAPPOINTED THAT MORE TRAFFIC WAS NOT DRIVEN TO ELIE/KASH ON THE BASIS OF SEARCHES FOR "SPREAD THE BUTT CHEEKS"

END THE SCHTICKS !!!

Elie - Can we place a limit on acceptable schticks? I say once a week we vote a schtick off the island until we reach some arbitrary number like 14.

Certain schitcks are annoying but mainstays: Partner E.;
Others are annoying but possibly helpful: Restatement 90 folks;
Some are timely: the guillotine guy and Michael Ray; and
Others are pure classics: Frat Stud.

However, we have reached saturation and what the hell are the dudes from Spinal Tap and a walrus doing on a legal board?!

15 - Great schtick, but it's getting old...

10/11/12 has already been on ATL for a while now.

15:

I love the walrus, coo coo ca choo!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man, there is nothing more pathetic than Googling "Kashmir Hill boyfriend"

Schticks are no laughing matter. Just the other day I was walking downtown behind a couple that was obviously in a fight. I kept my distance, about a half block back as things gradually escalated. She spit in his face and he actually took a schtick and cracked it on her skull. She was bleeding profusely as her body went limp. At this point, I had to do something so I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said 'fresh' and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab is rare but I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

15 here.

Everyone look at 20. That's how you do it . Pop in every few weeks, drop in a bit of non sequitur or a gimmick answer, and then disappear. Kudos 20, I like your style.

I'm just going to break down and email Elie and see if he accepts my survivor style attrition program.

I bet that page view would be off the charts.

Justice Scalia is schtick and not a real person, right?

2, they don't teach how to be a lawyer at top schools. I went to Chicago. It was a fuckin' joke man. These kids don't know shit. I would rather have some putz from a no-name be my lawyer than my peers. the truth is, NONE of them have any idea what they are talking about. Hey, i never even passed the bar, and now I'm at a bank makin bank, fuck law

21=20

23: you sound like a huge, not-very-intelligent douche, so i guess it's quite appropriate that you now work at a bank.

24 = Walrus

I have always found it unfair that the pampered kids of affluent radical lefties didn't have cushy jobs waiting for them at Daddy's company, but these 2 have beaten the system. Well done.

23: you can get a lawyer who's smart and hasn't learned the law in law school, or you can get a lawyer who's dumb and hasn't learned the law in law school.

why would you pick the dumb one?

Gentlemen,

I am here to KILL Affirmative Walrus. For too long has the world's only ebony walrus eluded my harpoon. The Eskimo Walrus Commission has decreed that, to fulfill our diversity quota, I harvest not less than five ebony walruses, their magnificent tugars to be mounted in the igloo of our issumatark.

I declare therefore, Walrus, that my affirmative action harpoon will find you yet. The commitment to diversity of the entire Eskimo Walrus Commission rests upon my mission!

Why the lego hair Lat? Why?

27: Don't worry, they just spend their hours relentlessly self-promoting on wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Emily_Kunstler&action=history

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Sarah_Kunstler&action=history

Notice the two users who have hundreds of revisions that exclusively deal with themselves and their father.

FYI: It's "Jack Daniel:; not "Jack Daniels". Pay attention.

Regarding search terms, try "douche" "bag" "haven" and "entitled," leads right to the comment section of this site.

1. I would vote for JD
2. I'm beginning to like the walrus

29 = stupid schtick

Kunstler = fail. As if there aren't enough annoying, narcissistic, self-righteous, asshole yid. Dayenu!

32 - It's Jack Daniel's, not Jack Daniel. Pay attention.

Thats funny, 'cause our President ran (and won) under a fake name.

--Barry Dunham.

A man legitimately named "Jack Daniels" ran for the Tennessee House in 2002. He ran in a district merely 30 minutes away from Lynchburg. Somehow, he lost.

15--And now we have Lloyd Christmas, one of the dumb guys from Dumb and Dumber acting like....a dumb guy! Ha ha ha. As imaginative as Spinal Tap guy(s) acting like....pretentious stoner dumbass 70's musicians. How clever.

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