Susan Finkelstein Phillies sex.JPGIn October, we told you that a Philadelphia Phillies superfan, Susan Finkelstein, allegedly attempted to trade sex for World Series tickets. Her preliminary hearing was yesterday, and … well, I’ll let the Philadelphia Inquirer explain it to you:

“I admit it. I’m a prostitute. I love sex. I’m a whore,” the Bensalem police officer testified that Finkelstein had told him as he posed as “Bob” at Manny Brown’s in Bensalem.
She talked about “how much she loved anal sex,” he said, alleging later that she pulled up her denim skirt to expose her genital area and asked, “You wanna touch it?”

Hey now. That might be even too much drama for TNT. Who does she think she is, Eddy Curry?
Finkelstein denies all of it. Her side after the jump.


Finkelstein spoke with reporters after the hearing:

Finkelstein, a woman with a self-avowed “big mouth,” spoke with the swarm of media after the hearing, despite Brennan’s assurances that she would not comment on the proceedings.
“It was very hard to hear the untruths that were said about me and my actions without being able to respond,” she said in a soft, melodic voice. Later, she said, “It is not in my vocabulary to use those words.”
Earlier, when Brady used the term “whore” in court, Finkelstein let out a sigh of disbelief.

I can see a person joking about trading sex for tickets. And I’m inclined to believe that this was some kind of joke that went too far. But then there’s this:

For two tickets, she promised more, [Officer Michael Brady] testified. “I’ll have sex with both of you. I’ll let you DP me.”
Magisterial District Judge Joe Falcone and Finkelstein’s lawyer, William J. Brennan, asked Brady to clarify what the term “DP” meant and the officer answered, “Double penetration.”
Brady’s and [Sgt. Robert Bugsch's] testimony – along with the introduction of topless photos as evidence, images Finkelstein purportedly sent to Bugsch before the meeting – was apparently enough for Falcone. He held the case over for trial in Common Pleas Court, set to begin Jan. 5 in Doylestown.

Whatever Judge Falcone, I bet you knew what “DP” meant.
Still, topless photos, double penetration, “you wanna touch it,” those are some crazy allegations. I hope they put her January 5th trial on HBO.
Sex-for-tix case going to trial [Philadelphia Inquirer]
Earlier: Female Phillies Fans are Easy
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