Comments on: Every Alabama Lawyer Should Try the ‘BCS Defense’

By: guest

guest — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 02:06:23 +0000

Fuck the North, your bad football teams, and your inherent need to act like college football sucks because there’s not a good team (or much of anything else good either for that matter) north of the Mason Dixon Line.
Roll Tide Roll!

By: guest

guest — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 00:06:41 +0000

wait – did Dave Miller fight the indians? what’s going on? is lionel simmons dead?

By: guest

guest — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 19:40:42 +0000

Bama by 39

By: guest

guest — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 19:04:54 +0000

46: Also, in terms of your belief that normal states are bankrupt, Alabama and Mississippi rank near the top of the list of federal money received compared to tax dollars paid. In other words, you are so poor and useless that you are essentially forcing a Socialist-esque redistribution of money from solvent states to poor states. Thanks for stealing our money, and then acting like we are the fiscally irresponsible ones, you piece of shit. http://www.taxfoundation.org/taxdata/show/266.html

By: guest

guest — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 18:56:41 +0000

46:
Are you fucking kidding. The rest of this country makes up for the lazy, right-wing, stupid people in flyover states like Alabama, by having our tax money go to you.
We pay out the ass for our homes because land is actually valuable and people want to live there.
You couldn’t provide me enough hot whores on a daily basis to live in Alabama or Mississippi.
People in shitty flyover states like to justify their existence by rationalizing that people in cities are boxed/cramped/in traffic all the time. That ain’t true. I have a great time. But go on believing that, you useless drain on society.
As far as quality of life, look at this list of where people are happiest, asshole. The stupider and more rednecky, the more miserable:
1. Utah: 69.2
2. Hawaii: 68.2
3. Wyoming: 68
4. Colorado: 67.3
5. Minnesota: 67.3
6. Maryland: 67.1
7. Washington: 67.1
8. Massachusetts: 67
9. California: 67
10. Arizona: 66.8
11. Idaho: 66.8
12. Montana: 66.7
13. New Hampshire: 66.7
14. Vermont: 66.6
15. Virginia: 66.5
16. Nebraska: 66.4
17. New Mexico: 66.3
18. Oregon: 66.3
19. Connecticut: 66.3
20. Alaska : 66.2
21. Texas: 66.1
22. Kansas: 66.1
23. Georgia: 66.0
24. Wisconsin: 65.9
25. New Jersey: 65.8
26. South Carolina: 65.7
27. Iowa: 65.6 – 27/50
28. North Dakota: 65.5
29. Maine: 65.5 – 29/50
30. Florida: 65.3 – 30/50
31. Illinois: 65.2 – 31/50
32. Pennsylvania: 64.9
33. Alabama: 64.9
34. North Carolina: 64.8
35. New York: 64.7
36. Delaware: 64.7
37. Rhode Island: 64.6
38. Nevada: 64.5
39. South Dakota: 64.3
40. Louisiana: 64.2
41. Michigan: 64.0
42. Tennessee: 64.0
43. Oklahoma: 64.0
44. Missouri: 63.8
45. Indiana: 63.3
46. Arkansas: 62.9
47. Ohio: 62.8
48. Mississippi: 61.9
49. Kentucky: 61.4
50. West Virginia: 61.2
Have fun wasting away in your awful red state and holding onto the one joy in your life, football, you loser.

By: guest

guest — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 17:40:16 +0000

52, all good points. That said, I am a rabid football fan and I find the defense lawyers’ and particularly the judge’s conduct despicable.

By: guest

guest — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 15:42:01 +0000

college football is just a silly game .
that said, so is being a BigLaw attorney, and college football (and all that accompanies it) is WAY more fun
I like to think of it this way: there are literally TRILLIONS of stars in the *known* universe. Many of those stars support planetary systems, some percentage of which are akin to ours. The net result of all of these mind-boggling numbers is that there are most likely many millions of other planets teeming with advanced lifeforms out there in the big black expanse of space and time. No, knowing that, does your job and your law firm and whatever thing you happen to be all stressed out about right now really seem all that freaking important? Answer: No.
Just have fun when you can and try and be a good person. That is all their is. College football fits that bill.

By: guest

guest — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 15:34:02 +0000

43 never gets laid.

By: guest

guest — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 14:55:04 +0000

Aint drinkin beer n talkin shit how evrah day begins fo Alabamamians?

By: guest

guest — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 14:52:01 +0000

Speaking of balls, there are lots of great treats this time of year – zucchini bread, fruitcake … but the thing that I most like to bring out this time of year are my balls.