Morning Docket 12.21.09

* If you’re a regular ATL reader, this Bloomberg article on law firm bonuses being squeezed won’t hold many surprises. [Bloomberg]
* Being naked in your own home is a crime. [The Post Chronicle]
* In 2007, a National Enquirer reporter spotted Tiger Woods visiting a church parking lot for some non-religious ecstasy. Los Angeles firm Lavely & Singer negotiated a deal with Enquirer’s parent company, American Media, to put Tiger Woods in Men’s Fitness instead of tabloids. [Wall Street Journal via ABA Journal]
* Pobrecita. Sonia Sotomayor doesn’t like being a celebrity and no longer has time for dating. [Associated Press]
* An Austin lawyer will be making a $46-million withdrawal from the John O’Quinn estate on behalf of the Texas legend’s former clients. [United Press International]
* Perhaps Dechert will be hiring in 2010? [Philadelphia Inquirer]
* R.I.P., actress Brittany Murphy. [TMZ]

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