Comments on: Fortune Recognizes Six Firms as Least Worst Best Companies to Work For

By: ShtTosser

ShtTosser — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 00:26:50 +0000

Should be one helluva staph appreciation day at the new and improved offices of BallsTown & Tird. Join other homeless folks on the big green lawn for the latest spewing of BS propaganda. Let us all hold hands and bellow “Nobody Knows Da Trouble I's Seen” as we gorge ourselves silly on stale sardine bagels generously spread with runny horse sht. To the few of us left groveling for a job, don't forget to blow smoke up Kathie Bentwig's cellulite-riddled, gorillia ass. Comando M would enjoy an ass blow'n so just send him a niiice card.

By: Employed Elsewhere

Employed Elsewhere — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 01:28:09 +0000

Alston & Tird suX.

By: guest

guest — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 13:58:19 +0000

The best thing about working at A&B is being able to say, “I USED to work at A&B and am now extraordinarily happy working elsewhere – no more billable hours to lie about, no passive aggressive partners and management bullshit to deal with.” Yep, life is sweet and pretty damn good now. Hey, all you A&B mo fos (including the Partners’ Committee, Cathie Benton and her crew, and the hatchet guy CFO with the big hooked nose) — kiss my happy, not-miss’n-the-bullshit-one-bit, carefree ass. The only thing to miss is watching the fist fights between pansy-asses and the “Little Women” with the balls enough to cold cock you queers and freaks into next week. A&B suX and always will. Your name in the market place is now Alston & BirdSHIT. Giddyup!

By: guest

guest — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 19:06:50 +0000

if Fortune ever bothered to fact-check, Perkins would get thrown off the list and fast.

By: guest

guest — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 16:53:22 +0000

A&B panders to transgender freaks and makes other attend “diversity” HORSE SHIT training while this big ugly guy takes dump in the ladies’ room

By: guest

guest — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 16:45:36 +0000

How in the hell did A&B get on any list besides a schiet list . . . crazy mo fos

By: guest

guest — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 18:03:27 +0000

No, 69, they don’t. Some of the tactics I’ve seen to get these things filled out are pretty obnoxious. I don’t know how any big law firm even makes this list.

By: guest

guest — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 12:09:16 +0000

#60 is absolutely on point. As a former associate of Bingham, with experience at other law firms, it utterly shocks me each year that Bingham could even rank on this list. Neither I, nor any of my coworkers that I asked, were ever asked to respond to a survey on job satisfaction.

By: guest

guest — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 13:02:44 +0000

A & B does not have a soul and I think that the Fortune survey is an absolute joke. The layoffs that have been happening and the morale in their offices are astoundingly low. I can not imagine working in such a place feeling like an axe was about to fall. They are more concerned about their rankings than their actual employees.

By: guest

guest — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 13:19:50 +0000

to the pointy-headed “bosses” at a&b – no need for the suspender-snappy – everyone knows that anything can be bought including this worthless, 2-bit list. it’s a bloodbath at a&b and has been for a long time…all handled in the most mercenary, soul-crushing way. maybe everone will “Getz” it like tinkerbell.