Non-Sequiturs 01.08.10

* The Washington Post’s newest legal expert: Drew Brees. The New Orleans Saints quarterback weighs in on American Needle v. NFL, which will be tackled by Team SCOTUS next week. [Washington Post]
* The secret to coming out of the closet at a law firm is to come out casually. [The Lawyer]
* Lawsuit of the Day: Don’t mind that brain. [Asbury Park Press]
* Another reason not to go to law school. [Legally Fabulous]
* Conde Nast only likes surgically-enhanced boobs on display in its magazines. [New York Post via Fashionista]
* Who actually thinks teachers should make more than lawyers? [True/Slant]
* Ellen Barkin cleans up divorcing Ron Perelman. [Gawker]
* The judicial system is all good. [John Roberts’s End of the Year Report – PDF]
* To do: CHECK YOU FILINGS! [South Florida Lawyers]

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