Craigslist Post of the Day: Screw Temple Law School (Student)

Too bad this Temple Law School 3L isn’t at a southern school where students aren’t just “law school hot.” See Adrielle Churchill of the University of Arkansas.

From Craigslist Philadelphia Missed Connections:

But will he be a lawyer with a job? Temple University Beasley School of Law came in at #42 on the National Law Journal’s list of Best Law Schools for getting a Biglaw job. NLJ reports that 16.2 percent of grads at Temple score a job with one of the top 250 firms.

We’re glad to see this Temple law student taking advantage of the more favorable odds of scoring with an undergrad. Some of the responses, after the jump.


Maybe the Biglaw odds are better actually. Here are excerpts from some of the responses desperate Temple 3L has received.

From someone who points out that “being a lawyer” isn’t actually all that hot:

number 1: you’re gonna get a law degree from Temple. you think we all start cumming in our pants looking forward to your 80 hour per week work schedule and pretentiousness? (you do know that having a law degree doesn’t insure a 6-figure salary, right?) nope…..

number 2: you can’t be THAT attractive since you’re posting on CL, right? i mean really, a tall, handsome, about to be lawyer like you should have no problem picking up girls off the street, right?

number 3: did it ever occur to you that when trying to pick up women it’s generally best to not come off sounding like such a vapid douche?

you’re tired of chicks cause you’re not getting any. you’re tired of all those 6’s…..but i bet you haven’t even managed to bag a single one of them….the problem isn’t that you’re in law school, it’s that you’re an ass.

One Temple undergrad is not so offended though:

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Whichever girl posted that she finds law students to be douches has clearly never spent more than three minutes in a room with some of the sad excuses of male presence on campus. I’m citing every fraternity on campus as an example. As a female undergrad, I’ll take the pretentious law student over the lame “brosef” anyday. At least they’ve got some direction in life. Chest bump to that, broski.

Another Temple law student weighed in to defend the attractiveness of his law school class:

I go to temple law and have had sex with my good share of 7’s within the school and a couple of 10’s on the main campus. No wonder our school is so lowly ranked, they let dumbasses like you in.

And another one. Apparently, Temple kids spend a lot of time on Craigslist:

haha oh Temple Law. Obviously every law kid responding to this is a 3L, because we all know the 1Ls and 2Ls are busy believing that grades/homework matter.

To the original poster: go hang out on liacouras walk and use your charm (before the Klein stacks suck it out of you) to find some undergrads to party your ass off with over spring break.

To everyone hating: where is the 3L love??? Let the guy do his thing, either on CL or elsewhere, while you go enjoy your Public House open bar and talk about the latest thing posted on Above the Law.

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So meta.

Temple Law discussion in Missed Connections [Craiglist]