Non-Sequiturs: 03.09.10

* If you ever dreamed of Justice Scalia looking at the Constitution and screaming “it’s alive, it’s alive,” hang in there. [Washington Examiner]
* Do you want your law firm to be more like Wal-Mart? Actually, answer this question first: do you like money? [Law and More]
* Black Barbie dolls are priced cheaper than white Barbie dolls. Since we no longer have a Supreme Court that delves into doll-based judicial analysis, we probably don’t have to worry about these price points overturning legal precedent. [BT1Y]
* Do you pad your bills? Is there anything that can be done to stop you? [TechnoLawyer]
* Worst. Judicial writing. In the world … Naw, I can’t tap into Olbermann-esque outrage for this. [New York Personal Injury Law Blog]
* Did somebody nominate Goodwin Liu for a number one seed in the tournament? No? Then why all the controversy? [WSJ Law Blog]
* It might be that being a sports agent is the single best job a lawyer can have. [Bitter Lawyer]

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