Non-Sequiturs: 03.19.10

* It sounds like Eric Holder is calling all Biglaw lawyers patriots. [Politico]
* Anna Nicole Smith was not the only one to get screwed over by the Ninth Circuit this week. [Courthouse News Service]
* Too bad time spent primping isn’t billable. [City Room/New York Times]
* Harvard likes this law professor ranking system better than Brian Leiter’s. [Harvard Law]
* Beware the Facebook. [Adjunct Law Prof Blog]
* A 24-year-old paralegal seeks career advice… [True/Slant]
* CHECK YOU CANDIDATE RESUMÉ! [Los Angeles Times]
* For the journalists who read our site looking to steal for stories. [Loyola Law School]
* If the Hoyas destroyed your NCAA bracket, console yourself by voting in round one of ATL March Madness, here and here. Polls close Sunday at midnight.

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