Non-Sequiturs: 06.16.10

* Oil isn’t the only thing Transocean is looking for offshore. [Going Concern]

* You can’t have sex with your clients. At least not when you lie to prison guards and tell them that an inmate is your client and she’s not and you have sex with her in the interview room. [Blogonaut]

* The “Mommy Track” derails many a would-be partner. [The Careerist]

* Since the paperless office never happened, maybe we can all get behind the officeless office? [Legal Blog Watch]

* Apparently Ted Olson drew applause for his closing during the Prop 8 trial. [San Jose Mercury News]

* I will not like this Justin Bieber, not with a lemur, not with a fever. I do not like this JB man. I do not like him, Sam-I-Am. [WSJ Law Blog]

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