Jersey Shore's Snooki Is Not Above the Law

Some Italian-Americans from New Jersey end up handing down the law. E.g., Justices Antonin Scalia and Samuel Alito.

And some Italian-Americans from New Jersey end up getting in trouble with the law. E.g., Snooki, the pint-sized, gallon-breasted breakout star of MTV’s popular Jersey Shore reality TV show.

According to TMZ, Snooki — a.k.a. Nicole Polizzi — was arrested earlier today in Seaside Heights, NJ. What was her alleged offense?

Wow, this is a real shocker. Reports TMZ:

Law enforcement sources tell us the Seaside Heights PD busted Snooki [this afternoon] for disorderly conduct. The details of that conduct are unclear.

We’re told Snooki — real name Nicole Polizzi — is currently in police custody.

Time to stock up on Free Snooki t-shirts.

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As some of you may recall, this is not Snooki’s first encounter with the legal system. And we suspect that it won’t be the last.

But fear not, Snooki. In a few years — assuming he can get back into law school, graduate, and pass the bar exam — you might be able to hire fellow reality star Albie Manzo to represent you.

Snooki Arrested in Jersey — Disorderly Conduct [TMZ.com]
Snooki Arrested in Guido Paradise Seaside Heights [Gawker]

Earlier: Jersey Shore’s Snooki Charged in Connection with Teen’s Death

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