Comments on: Pls Hndle Thx: No Service in the Club

By: Guest

Guest — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 04:22:36 +0000

Jerky Boys? Really?You gotta have good fingers to work with them hot dogs!

By: Captain Zing!

Captain Zing! — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 04:17:56 +0000

You had to take a class in Basic Respect for Humans? What was your undergraduate degree in?

By: Benny Stulwitz

Benny Stulwitz — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 01:32:05 +0000

Must be a tax lawyer.

By: Guest

Guest — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 00:15:12 +0000

No excuse for having an audible ringtone unless you are 14 or 90.

By: Guest

Guest — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 00:13:43 +0000

Grasp the concept of cell phones and blackberries? I have a cell phone, a blackberry, a laptop, a desktop, an ipod and numerous tech toys. I am more apt than most – yest I know that I can consolodate devices, I choose not to.All electronic devices should be slient in your place of work, especially a law firm. When you are speaking with someone, they deserve your full attention and you should ignore calls and texts. This is Basic Respect for Humans 101.

By: Elie Mystal

Elie Mystal — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 00:10:54 +0000

Ha, Marin's more likely to be the person who has the gun up in her waist, wanting to shoot up the place.

By: Guestronomy bag

Guestronomy bag — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 00:04:00 +0000

Clearly a troll, and a bad attempt at that.

By: Dave Scotti

Dave Scotti — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 23:56:09 +0000

In addition, you young associate sizzle chests that meander uncontrollably on the sidewalks staring at your BBs, IPhones, etc., should be shot in the knee cap.

By: Nowaydoj

Nowaydoj — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 23:55:54 +0000

http://xkcd.com/479/

Enough said.

By: I'mJustGonnaThrowThisOutThere

I'mJustGonnaThrowThisOutThere — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 23:55:08 +0000

You just need to use some hot jamz. Try these, e.g.:

Believe me sweety I got enough to feed the needy

So we can steam on the way to the telly go fill my belly
A t-bone steak, cheese eggs and Welch's grape