It’s time to announce the winner of our most recent caption contest….
This was the photo we gave you (taken at a Marriott hotel in Miami, where I stayed while attending the Lavender Law conference):
You voted on eight captions. This was the runner-up:
Even though he had been Lathamed the year before, the ex-attorney and new Best Western janitor won the concession of still being called “associate.” It was a hollow victory.
And this was the deserving winner, which made me laugh out loud when I read it:
“Mom, you’ll never believe it… I got a call back from Holiday Inn and they said I got the in-house position!!!”
Quit yer whining; a job is a job. And at least “linen closet associates” don’t have to talk to their annoying clients.