Morning Docket: 09.13.10

* Due to some baby mama drama, Floyd Mayweather posed for a modeling headshot mug shot after being arrested in Vegas. [Los Angeles Times]

* Joey Lo, SMU Law’s anti-abortion warrior, was deemed unfit to stand trial. Gee, ya think? [Dallas Morning News]

* Petey Pablo puts another notch on the rapper’s stupidity belt after trying to bring a stolen 9mm aboard a plane on September 11th. [Associated Press]

* Bedbugs briefly pause their plans for world domination to bite Martha Stewart in her patent-infringing ass. [Bloomberg]

* Hit my baby, one more time! The latest lawsuit against Britney Spears alleges child abuse and sexual harassment. Time to tighten the conservatorship leash, Daddy Spears. [CBS News]

* After dissing Ahmadinejad, the Iranian judiciary says it will release an American hiker if the U.S. pays $500,000 for nukes — oops, I mean bail. [New York Times]

* Michael Newdow’s most recent Establishment Clause lawsuit doesn’t have a prayer in the First Circuit given his losing streak in the courts. [National Law Journal]

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* With violent, dueling rallies overshadowing the anniversary of 9/11, the whole mosque debate has really jumped the shark. [New York Post]

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