Morning Docket: 09.16.10
* Don’t bother taking out student loans to pay for law school. Just pay tuition with your mommy’s embezzlement money. [New York Post]
* Hack-a-Shaq used to be just a basketball defensive move. Now it’s a full-blown lawsuit. [NBC Miami]
* The breakfast table is under siege. With eggs and milk both facing class action lawsuits, what are we supposed to eat… poptarts? [Bloomberg; Reuters]
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* In a new lawsuit, Pennsylvania homeowners tell Southwestern Energy to go frack itself. [New York Times Green Blog]
* The King of Pop’s mom wanna be startin’ somethin’ with AEG Live over the death of her son. [Associated Press]
* Obama decides that the best way to avoid a confirmation battle in the Senate is to cut out the middleman. Say hello to the new consumer protection “czar” advisor, Elizabeth Warren. [Washington Post]