Morning Docket: 09.17.10

* Today is Constitution Day, so why not celebrate it the First Amendment way? Tea partiers get to mark the occasion with their very own rally. [FOX News]

* This judge’s footlong is going to be worth way more than five dollars. [WSJ Law Blog]

* The Church of Body Modification is a real religion. Real enough to get around your school’s dress code. Well, at least the ACLU thinks so. [Washington Post]

* The LAX police lawsuit alleges reverse racism. You say tomato, I say karma. [Los Angeles Times]

* Sending messages about scat to the law clerk assigned to your own divorce case is a good way to get suspended from practice. [New York Law Journal]

* It’s mo’ money, mo’ legal problems for execs over at Morgan Stanley. What a cruddy way to spend your birthday. [Bloomberg]

* Natalee Holloway’s mom sneaked into a Peruvian prison just to hear this jailbird sing about what happened in Aruba, Jamaica — no, just Aruba. [MSNBC]

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