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Horny Seton Hall Law Girl Takes to Craigslist

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This is probably a joke. In fact, I’m almost sure this is a joke. Law school women don’t really talk like this, not on Craigslist. And law school guys are more than capable of satisfying their female classmates.

Wait a minute, that last line is false — almost entirely false. Crap, does that make this Craigslist ad real?

I don’t know. There’s a Craigslist ad, purportedly from a Seton Hall law student, that’s making the rounds among people who check out things on Craigslist and then email Above the Law.

Give it a look, then give me your true/false sensibility…

Here’s the text of the ad (screenshot posted below in case the ad gets yanked). If it’s not a hoax, then somebody needs to market a vibrator directly to Seton Hall law students.

Any other freaks on the DL at Seton Hall Law? – w4m (NJ)

I can’t say too much because doing so would give me away. But I am about to go insane and need some connection with someone who can at least admit on the downlow that they are freaky enough to come looking in a place like CL.

If you are a law or med student anywhere in the NYC/NJ/CT area and you’re feeling similarly you should write. I’m feelin’ alone here and I’m not one of the blond hoes who is just there to snag a bf at school.

As for me, I like really manly guys. Jocks, athletic guys, etc… even nerds with muscle. I am more-or-less submissive, but only in the sexual sense. I would love to get ‘torn up’, for starts, if you know what I’m saying. Basically looking for a guy in my ‘world’ to worship.

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A few thoughts, in no particular order:

  • God, I miss going to school.
  • The thought of going to Seton Hall Law just to snag a boyfriend terrifies me.
  • Does this mean there is a relative abundance of “blond hoes” at Seton Hall, such that differentiation among them is critical?
  • Why is she limiting her search to law or med students?

Honestly, that last point has me stumped. She prefers athletic guys who can tear her up, but she’s only looking at people currently in professional school? Like what a trucker, an Arena League football player, or a high school gym teacher would all be beneath her or something?

It sounds like she doesn’t just want a good roll in the hay. She wants somebody she can connect with, somebody she can relate to, somebody she could have a pleasant conversation with before or after the rogering.

Am I crazy, or does it sound like she’s kinda sorta looking for a boyfriend? Like she said, she’s lonely.

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So it’s possible that even in her attempt to sound “freaky on the DL,” she’s actually just a regular girl looking for a date, and decided to use some aggressive language (because Cosmo told her guys like that kind of stuff).

Which, of course, most guys do. PATH train to pound town leaves every five minutes for the next three hours.

If she’s telling the truth. What do you think about that?

This Craigslist ad was written by...

  • A dude. (56%, 1,413 Votes)
  • A lady who likes to get freaky. (20%, 512 Votes)
  • A "blond ho" who is using reverse psychology to snag a boyfriend. (16%, 401 Votes)
  • A woman taking a dare from her friends. (9%, 219 Votes)

Total Voters: 2,545

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Any other freaks on the DL at Seton Hall Law? [Craigslist]

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