Massachusetts Bar Results

Lat’s away and I’m recovering from Halloween. But here’s a little news for our friends in New England.

Approximately 1,800 people have informed us that the MA bar results are arriving in the mail this weekend. Most of you who took the MA bar should know if you’ve passed by now. Congratulations.

If you didn’t pass, fear not. It’s Halloween, you should take out your frustrations on neighborhood kids:

“Trick or treat? Bring it on. I just pissed away $100,000 and three years of my life for the opportunity to take an amazingly stressful test which I just bombed. That’s a freaking trick. There’s not enough toilet paper in all of Star Market for you play a worse trick on me than I’ve already done to myself.

In short, no, you’re not getting any damn candy. Better you learn sooner rather than later that nobody gives you anything in this world.”

Happy bar results day and happy Halloween.

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