Non-Sequiturs: 10.07.10

* I’ve already shared my incisive thoughts on this matter via Twitter, but I think my “street-level hyperbole” about Judge Joseph Williams has its own charm. [Simple Justice]

* Forget about bedbugs. The real question is: Have you douchebag-proofed your office? [TechnoLawyer]

* Somebody get John Locke on the phone, because law schools have broken the social contract. And trust me, you want this call going to Locke. Don’t make me fire up the Leviathan-signal and get Hobbes on your ass. [Law Librarian Blog]

* Alan Hevesi pleaded guilty. One corrupt New York politician down, only a few hundred more to go. [WSJ Law Blog]

* Prosecutors have subpoenaed emails from Rutgers about how they handled the Tyler Clementi situation. If prosecutors can’t hang the dastardly duo of Dharun Ravi and Molly Wei, you better believe they’ll be coming after the school — hard. [Newark Star-Ledger]

* Kash already has some thoughts about what Rutgers should have been doing. [Forbes]

* The United Kingdom has created a Legal Ombudsman. Like having law as an undergraduate degree, this kind of efficiency will probably never make its way across the pond. [ABA Journal]

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