Morning Docket: 11.16.10

* In Russia, TV watches jury. Did I do that right? [New York Times]

* Charlie don’t surf, but Charlie does walk. Looks like the House needs a Rangel wrangler. [Washington Post]

* A California woman was charged with conspiring to aid Somali terrorists. I just listened to that Katy Perry song, looking for a joke. Jesus. That song is a real turd, isn’t it? [Associated Press]

* The New Jersey Senate must not have caught Elie’s star-making turn on Fox News. [Newark Star-Ledger]

* First, they came first for our jerbs, and you didn’t speak up. Then they came for our in-state tuition… [Los Angeles Times]

* Well, Juggalo Law is my job. My real passion is Foreskin Law. [San Francisco Chronicle]

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