Morning Docket: 11.19.10

* There will be a candlelight vigil and a possible lawsuit over the mistaken euthanasia of Target, the “Afghan Hero Dog.” That entire sentence made no sense to me. [New York Times]

* The bad news for Steven Rattner is that he’s being publicly slapped around by Andrew Cuomo. The good news, if there is any, is that in a couple of months…no cuomo. [New York Times Dealbook]

* The House Ethics Panel recommends that Charlie Rangel be censured. Censure is a term of art that means “wag of the finger.” That’ll learn him. [Bloomberg]

* Cam Newton’s attorney claims the Auburn quarterback never asked for money. Of course not. That’s what dads agents are for. [Associated Press]

* After the “failure” of Ahmed Ghailani’s civilian trial, Guantanamo may git mo trials. Best joke of all time! [Washington Post]

* Joe Miller ain’t going out like that. [Alaska Dispatch]

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