Facebook Status Update of the Day: Well, they can't send bartending jobs to India.

In case you’re having a hard time reading the update in the screenshot, we transcribe it below.

I saw the scariest thing last night: Looking through bartender applications at the restaurant. This girl has her J.D., graduated with honors, law review member, two summer associateships and a year-long f’ing clerkship with a federal judge after graduation … applying to be a bartender. ahaa nervous laugh.

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