Morning Docket: 12.06.10

* Is this supposed to be the “change” we can believe in? Obama pops his pardon power cherry with a felony coin mutilator. [Pittsburgh Post-Gazette]

* A 1L at University of Tennessee Law might be bombing her finals right now because of her failed attempt at tossing a ball for tuition. I bet she threw like a girl. [Knoxville News Sentinel]

* An ex-associate from Akin Gump is suing the firm for racial discrimination. Honestly, the only color they care about is green. [New York Law Journal]

* Dyslexic animal rights activists in NJ got a case of the sads and held a Right to Arm Bears Rally after they lost their appeal to stop a statewide bear hunt. [New Jersey Star-Ledger]

* Speaking of Da Bears, the owner of their anthem is going to court. She’s not here to start no trouble, she’s just suing over the Super Bowl Shuffle. [Chicago Sun-Times]

* A lawsuit was filed because while you’re watching YouPorn, YouPorn is watching you. Do they really need to know that you like sexy grannies? [Wall Street Journal]

* Principals in my high school used to paste children’s faces on adult photos and get their kiddie porn convictions thrown out all the time. It was no big deal. [Lakeland Ledger]

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