Morning Docket: 01.06.11

* Anyone want to buy a piece of toilet paper for $200K? On second thought, don’t, it’ll probably chafe your ass. [NetNet / CNBC]

* Dead sexy. This girl’s New Year’s Eve joy ride allegedly ended in a post-mortem strip search and photo shoot. [Fox News]

* Jersey restauranteurs aren’t fans of BYOB liquor laws. In case you didn’t know, in Jersey BYOB stands for “Bring Your Own Bag-o-Wine.” [Wall Street Journal]

* It’s not fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A, especially when the employees force your kids to eat “toxic chemicals,” like salt. [Pittsburgh Tribune-Review]

* Did you know Emancipation Day existed? Neither did I, but at least I get to procrastinate on my taxes for a little longer. [New York Daily News]

* Meeoow, cat fight! Arm & Hammer accuses Clorox of acting like its sh*t doesn’t stink in this kitty litter lawsuit. [Reuters]

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