Morning Docket: 01.31.11
* Lawyers, just as an FYI, downgrading from a Porsche to a Beamer won’t make you look poor. [New Jersey Law Journal]
* Representing Porsche and then punching another lawyer in the head? That’s another story. [Times-Tribune]
* Repeal this, bitch. The Ninth Circuit has politely flipped the DOJ the bird over its request to suspend a DADT lawsuit. [Washington Post]
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* Stiffing a stripper after getting a stiffy is just bad form – $32,000 worth of boners plus interest ain’t cheap. [New York Post]
* Being asked to “gay it up” on American Idol isn’t so bad. Ryan Seacrest makes $15M a year for doing that. [Toronto Sun]
* Patent laws might change, but I’m more interested in the invention in the picture. What’s a Lapkin? [Philadelphia Inquirer]
* After striking out against Irving Picard, the Mets are looking to sell. “MAYBE FINALLY THESE MORONS CAN SELL THE TEAM ALREADY!!!! SELL THE TEAM!!!!!!!!!!!” [New York Daily News]
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* The first rule of law in Egypt is that you do not talk about rule of law in Egypt. [Chicago Sun-Times]