Morning Docket: 04.14.11

* Pay for play pay for an “A” attorney Damian Bonazzoli got suspended from practice for six months. At $300 a pop and without a job, it may be time to get back into pushing papers on Craigslist. [Worcester Telegram & Gazette]

* “I cannot explain why men do what they do.” Sorry, Lynette Taylor, but it looks like you also can’t explain why your husband pleaded guilty to having sex with an underage prosti-tot. [CNN Justice]

* An interesting piece about the drug trade behind prison walls — because even the Department of Corrections needs a drug mule sometimes. [New York Times]

* Howrey going to come up with $36,608.89? Bob Ruyak better buy some of those liquidation sale signs a la Circuit City. [San Jose Business Journal]

* Breaking up is hard to do, especially when it’ll cost taxpayers more than $14 million. Florida, you got some ‘splainin’ to do! [Miami Herald]

* Bolivia is trying to give Mother Earth human rights. I hope that means humans can file suit against “her.” I’d love to have someone to sue every time a flock of birds decides that my car is their toilet. [Huffington Post]

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