Non-Sequiturs: 04.28.11

* Here are some first hand accounts from Alabama Law students about the tornadoes. Finals have been pushed back until Monday. [National Law Journal]

* This post contains some notes on the tornado relief efforts, as well as information on where you can help. [An Associate’s Mind]

* Skadden will make Forbes’s list of largest private companies. But not Baker & McKenzie with its fuzzy math. [Forbes]

* The government settled a huge class action with native American farmers. The farmers are going to receive a lot of cash, but unfortunately they’ll have to burn most of it to make sure that it’s not covered in Smallpox. [WSJ Law Blog]

* I’m sure NBC is pissed at Lawrence O’Donnell right now, but if Keith Olbermann were still there homebody would already be counting down the “days since NBC started owing equal time to Trump’s opponents for public office.” [Huffington Post]

* I’ve never tried the “McRage” but I bet I’d like it. [Slate]

* During tonight’s NFL Draft, I think it would be awesome if they could add some courtroom drama to the proceedings. Mel Kiper could say things like “I find Carolina GUILTY of getting poor value with the first pick.” Chris Mortensen could interrupt with breaking “evidence.” And every time a new team was on the clock, they should use the Law & Order sound. [Blackbook Legal]

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