Quote of the Day: Masturbatory Musings

[M]asturbation is a form of “sexual activity” in the ordinary-language sense of the term, which judges use on occasion just as laypersons do. Masturbation is also a “sexual act” in that sense, but not in the statutory sense.

— Judge Richard Posner, doing his best to take all the fun out of jerking off (via Josh Blackman).

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