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Fictional Lawyer Madness: Sweet Sixteen Part Two

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2) Elle Woods (Reese Witherspoon; Legally Blonde)

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6) Barry Zuckerkorn/Bob Loblaw (Henry Winkler/Scott Baio; Arrested Development)

Is it that she’s blond? Is it that there are a bunch of female attorneys who secretly wish they could behave like a ditz and still get away with it? I asked Lat about the power of Elle Woods. He said “because she’s fabulous.” WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

Meanwhile, when this is all done we need to have a separate contest between Zuckerkorn and Loblaw for favorite fictional lawyer from Arrested Development. Honestly people, I put them both together not to slight either one of them, just because I their characters are similar and on the same show. And to answer one reader, no, all white guys do not look the same to me.

Nor do all ditzy blond girls. Though, I have to say, for all the people who think that Elle Woods is somehow inspiring, I wonder if they realized the subtle message of the entire movie: Get a 179 on the LSAT and you can do whatever the f*** you want.

Who is your favorite character?

  • Elle Woods (51%, 717 Votes)
  • Barry Zuckerkorn/Bob Loblaw (49%, 684 Votes)

Total Voters: 1,401

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Voting closes on Sunday June 26, at 11:59 p.m. Vote early, vote often, tell your friends to vote or try to rig the voting so your favorite character wins. The cream will rise.

Earlier: Fictional Lawyer Madness: The Sweet Sixteen, Part One

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