Morning Docket: 06.24.11

* Anna Anna Anna Anna Anna Nicole! I guess the ladies of the Supreme Court loved her show, because they all dissented when the majority took $400M away from her estate. [New York Post]

* Lindsay Lohan avoids jail again, because “poor judgment” is not a violation of her probation. I guess she now has the judge’s blessing to film I Know Who Killed Me 2. [CNN Entertainment]

* “Need clients, will litigate for moonshine.” A lawyer in Virginia is suing to protect the panhandling rights of the homeless. [The Hook]

* P. Diddy settled a multi-million dollar suit out of his own pocket. It’s all about the benjamins, baby, we can look forward to stupid reality shows so he can recoup the cash. [Daily Mail]

* Professional responsibility fail: a New York lawyer may inherit $500K from a recluse millionairess. Did I mention he drafted the will himself? [New York Times]

* Jews and Muslims hold hands to block a ballot initiative because nobody likes an anteater. Stay tuned for more news from the Circumcision Law desk, a cut above the rest. [Wall Street Journal]

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