Morning Docket: 07.08.11

* Jared Lee Loughner’s lawyers are fighting his forced medication due to the side effects of antipsychotics. Sorry bro, but when you’re charged with killing so many people, you deserve to lactate a little. [CNN]

* New York’s AG may save the day for football fans. He’s investigating the legality of the NFL lockout due to its economic impact on the state, but I think he wants some J-E-T-S, JETS, JETS, JETS! [Bloomberg]

* Police have confirmed that the dismembered body found near Mercer Law was that of graduate Lauren Giddings. We hope the killer is found soon and brought to justice. [Augusta Chronicle]

* Bret Michaels has to cart his ass and his wig back to NY for his Tony Awards lawsuit. Hopefully he’ll document the trip with another season of Bang Rock of Love Bus. [ArtsBeat / New York Times]

* When a man goes gray, he’s called a silver fox. When a woman goes gray, she’s called grandma. And in Texas, she’s also called unemployed. Double standards suck. [Houston Chronicle]

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